Attack the above poster
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I mess with the metagame rules so that his loosing the game turns you into a Chihuahua who makes North star look tall by comparison.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I make your hairfur colour fashionable so thousands copy you.
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Re: Attack the above poster
Uh... How is that a bad thing? Also, those the blue-gray streaks look good on you. That blender you're stuffed into on the other hand, not so much. Hope for your sake no one turns it on.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I force you to 'eat me' and poison you from the inside before escaping and reforming.
Re: Attack the above poster
I chain you to a chair in a room you cannot escape from and make you listen to this on repeat. I'm evil, aren't I?
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
Re: Attack the above poster
I make you work at a whining booth for 12 hrs. Hah!
All your acorns are belong to us.
- GreatKitsune
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I hit you with a Tardis. you said "booth", so...
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Re: Attack the above poster
I teleport a moderately heavy rock into the space occupied by your head, fusing them together. Have fun trying to breathe.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I push you under the Rock Head.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Re: Attack the above poster
I fill your tree with landmines.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Attack the above poster
I accelerate a small asteroid at your direction.
All your acorns are belong to us.
- Render
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Re: Attack the above poster
I let your window crack.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
It's a mirror, I ensure that your seven years bad luck is all related to cornhole.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Re: Attack the above poster
I use your open maw to play cornhole.
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
I make your avatar look like a fox . . . Oh.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I make you make his avatar look like Randy from FauxPas... And then I make you tell him a joke so he looks confused.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I poke you.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I poke you in the eye with a finglonger.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Buster
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Re: Attack the above poster
I send you to Dr Zoidberg for a cold.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Attack the above poster
I let Bender bend your legs.
Re: Attack the above poster
I stick multiple wet durian flavoured lollipops to your fur.
All your acorns are belong to us.
- GreatKitsune
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Re: Attack the above poster
I break the room heater.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I set up home between your ears and turn the TV up.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I throw lit magnesium in front of your tele.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Re: Attack the above poster
I... don't have to do anything, because you just lit a demigod's head on fire. you're already in enough trouble.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Hlaoroo
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Re: Attack the above poster
I use duct tape to stick a "KICK ME!" sign to your back. Have fun pulling it off!
Oh, and... *kicks*
Oh, and... *kicks*
Re: Attack the above poster
I tranquilize you and take you to a zoo, where immature people jeer at you and throw food.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I throw you instead of the food.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: Attack the above poster
I chop your tree up for firewood and forget to stop when I get to you.
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Re: Attack the above poster
I Use you as one of the logs in his funeral pyre.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I roll out of the pyre screaming and setting everyone one fire too.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Re: Attack the above poster
i start screaming 'zombie' and attack you with a fire extinguisher.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Render
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Re: Attack the above poster
I think you are a zombie and smack you with a shovel.
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Re: Attack the above poster
I block the shovel with the fire extinguisher, and it explodes spraying everybody on this page with freezing cold fire suppressant.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
'It's Greek Fire, It didn't go out! Argh!!!'
I slap you with the remains of the fire extinguisher.
I slap you with the remains of the fire extinguisher.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Re: Attack the above poster
I do not properly put out a camp fire and burn down your forest. Even the remains of your fire extinguisher can't save you now! Ha ha ha~
All your acorns are belong to us.
- Douglas Collier
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Re: Attack the above poster
I make it so your last post can't be seen.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- HoundInATree
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Re: Attack the above poster
I push you into the hidden post.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences