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I ask Donkey Kong to punch you in the face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg8Z7LJ1LY4
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I incinerate you for making me watch that abominable eyesore pretending to be animation.
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i uppercut you hard enough that your head pops off and goes sailing into orbit, before reentering the atmosphere on another continent, on fire, and craters into the 18th hole of a golf course, burying itself a good meter down.
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I pull a Donkey Kong and throw a barrel at your face.
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I douse you with gasoline and set you on fire.
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I hug you, causing you to catch fire as well.
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*Stomps over in a CMC-660 MKII*

"Need a light?"

*FWOOSH*
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I use the Hammer of Dawn on you.

(Gears of War weapon.)
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*nuclear launch detected...*
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I put Buster in my tank and shoot her onto the nuclear launch.

Bye bye Buster, have a good time *waves*

EDIT: I forgot Buster's gender, sorry :oops:
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I strike them you with lightening
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I smack you upside the head for forgetting.
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I didn't forget I sent that when the forums were down :p

Oh and I smack you back
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I whirl around with a rubber chicken in hand and smack everyone with it in a massive spin attack.
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I change your boot environment to MS-DOS 6.0
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I put you in a shark tank.
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I put you in a PICKLE container :mrgreen:

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I take a bat to your head. Sort of like tee ball. :lol:
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I steal your violin right before you are about to go on stage.

(am I seriously the only one who noticed the violin and spotlight in that avatar?)
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I paint-roll you for smacking my had away.

TBH I can't see where I'm paint-rolling so I'd just paint-roll everyone in the area.
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I lock you in a room with The Beast.

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Lock you in a windowless room with a seventh grade substitute geometry teacher who has self-esteem issues and can't stop talking.

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I lock you in The Room With The Moose from invader Zim.
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I suddenly burst out of the ground after being dead for way too long and give you an upper cut punch!
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i sidestep at the last second, grab your hand and fling you into orbit. you even do that 'launched over the horizon twinkle' that you sometimes see in anime/fighting games.
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As you’re doing that I sneak up behind you and rabbit punch you repeatedly in the spine until you go limp. (Too dark?)
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Too dark, huh? Well, I just knocked all your lights out.

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(nah it's fine)
i shine a search light directly in your eyes. that should make things less dark.
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I absorb all the light from the around the planet, and beam all of it directly into your retinas.
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

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I jump in the path of the light stream with a well-angled mirror, reflecting back at your eyes.
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I use the light to power the death ray that zaps everyone here.
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I place some Legos around your bed at night. :mrgreen:
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I reset the intensity of your night light to retina searing luminosity.

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i jab a tow-hook into your chest, then push the car on the other end of the cable it's attached to off a cliff into the freezing ocean a mile below.
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I hurl you through a time warp that condemns you to repeat an eternal role as a minor character in the movie, Howard the Duck.

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I fall from orbit, pretty much becoming a fireball at hundreds of miles per second, and collide into you, turning you into just a bunch of chunks of meat.
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i place the buisness end of a woodchipper at the most likely location for you to land.
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I open a yawning chasm beneath you, plunging you into the earth's fiery molten core...

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I fire a Freeza Special at it and take all of you with me.
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Oh, no! Everybody's dead! . Now what? Okay ... um....
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