Attack the above poster

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:07 pm

*Nails your tail to the back of TUBM*

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:26 pm

I pull the tail off my back and use it to throw Not A Furry at you.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:28 pm

I bite both your heads off for using me as a hot potato

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:43 pm

I bite my way out of your chest and reattach myself.

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:46 pm

I pass through the natural way and incinerate you both.
yuck

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:48 pm

[Accurate avatar]

I put you inside a vacuum chamber

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 6:07 pm

I put the vacuum tube up somewhere that makes you look like your avatar does.

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 6:25 pm

No thanks, I don't want to be inside this vacuum chamber anymore.

I somehow escape and shove Welsh inside of it, then I turn it on.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 7:23 pm

I put weight on it and pat you on the shoulder because he made me really uncomfortable just by thinking where he put that tube

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 7:43 pm

i stuff all three of you into a black hole for making me read that exchange.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:40 pm

I help you stuff them into the black hole before kicking you into a cross made of holy water Ice

Post by **CyberDragon** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:56 pm

*A large shadow pierces the sky. A roar of anger at the missile breaks the not-so-silence.*

*cue dramatic music*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUAeh0jw1aw

I land in a cloud of dust. I reel my head back and prepare to shout once more. I open my mouth and roar:

Is This Thread Still PG?

oh, and also while I'm at it...

Strun Bah Qo

lightning strikes all opposing players.

sorry for the repeat use of shouting... I wanted an excuse to use that music. I'll be more original from now on.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:11 pm

Summons the Dovahkiin and sets back with a recorder to watch the epic battle and post it on youtube.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:16 pm

Ruins the recording by causing massive lag spikes at the worst times.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 12:23 am

Unceremoniously munches the Dovahkiin and spits him out at Buster for ruining the awesome recording. Then flies into space because... Apparently CyberDragons can do that now.

really? where is that rule book... I know I saw it somewhere...

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 2:20 am

*Has Rodimus Prime open the Autobot matrix inside of you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8vvbRovPO4

Post by **CyberDragon** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 2:05 pm

I REALLY don't want to know how Rodimus Prime got inside me in the first place...

let's see... Oh. There's the rule book.

*reading* The explosion destroys my physical body, but the digital mind escapes as sentient electromagnetism. A new body forms out of meteors and ferromagnetic space junk.

Oh cool! I throw a meteor at Welsh Halfwit for... doing whatever he did to do what he did.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 2:31 pm

i replace every single action in your every one of your AI's response trees with "run Subroutine_DanceParty".
including the diagnostic system meant to find and fix faulty responses, so instead of undoing my work it just makes it worse.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:34 pm

I use a blessed musket ball to banish thee back to the darkness..Do not ask why Gentlepug has such things handy, just know that he does so.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:01 pm

Taps the hat down over your eyes with a cricket bat. Nice to see it again.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:22 pm

While dancing, kicks Welsh Halfwit in the face. with another meteor. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Eventually natural AI mutation subroutines rewrite the corrupted files and brings diagnostics back online. Yay for GP.

then I kick Welsh Halfwit in the face again 'cause it was funny, and last time didn't count as an attack. Don't hate me plz.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:29 am

force-feeds you fancy hat's stupid squirt bottle.
Also Fancy Hat.
Also your own disembodied head.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:42 am

Turns off collision detection so Fancy Hat and his squirt bottle fall to the ground. Turns it back on and reattaches head.

"That was very rude."

switches to quantum computing and attacks Buster in every possible way simultaneously.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:12 am

I devide by zero in your realm to the number of active qubits forcing the quantum computer to have errors and crash.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:42 pm

I just stand there looking annoyed because the Divide-By-Zero error is perhaps the easiest one to prevent in coding, save for a syntax error.

I then breath fire, frost, and lightning at Unusuallynamedperson all at once. Then I switch back to regular computing.

Unusuallynamedperson · Thu Feb 09, 2017 2:23 pm

*absorbs them* I beat you with a parasol!

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:42 pm

I slowly tear your cybernetics from your flesh, causing you to bleed out.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:45 pm

I wipe you with a wet towel

Post by **CyberDragon** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:10 pm

I beat you with a wet towel.

Not to attack though, but to put that darned fire on your tail out.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:12 pm

triggered

I slap you in the face and tell you to behave

Post by **CyberDragon** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:30 pm

I slap you in the face with the fourth wall saying that we aren't supposed to behave on a thread about attacking people.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:56 pm

I run you over with a thresher

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:17 pm

I jump out of nowhere, spritz in you once before flashing light on you, then proceeding to beat you senseless with a golden military grade tactical flashlight.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:24 pm

I steal your face and use it as a door mat.

Post by **ArcWolf** » Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:57 pm

I steal your doormat and place it over my face.

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:37 am

People wearing masks scare me, so I smack you with a baseball bat.

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:35 am

I direct you to the polar bear exibit, telling you it's where the best ice cream is stored.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:45 am

I put you in a pizza box and ship you to Jimmy Newtron

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:01 pm

I put you in a pizza and ship you to angel grove.

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:11 pm

I place the blame of how poorly Turbo went on you, bringing out every possible angry fan.