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I become invisible with a Mann Co. Brand invisiwatch and backstab you with a butterfly knife ("I never really was on your side!")
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I infect the K9 having never actual left the "digi" world shooting lasers at the pug & ruining the facy hat forcing you to change your name to melthat
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I zero-bit the hardware you're currently inhabiting.
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I toss a paint bomb at you making you an ugly clown and making everyone laugh at you :lol:
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(So... you made someone with a DC themed avatar into a clown... Oh dear... :twisted: )

I shoot at you with a gun that produces a "Bang!" flag...

"Just joking!"

Which is quite sharp and fires surprisingly far.

"oops, No i wasn't." :twisted:
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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Oh! That's nice because now you will feel the sunshine :twisted:

*grabs flag from wound and stabs it into Buster*
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Death by joy buzzer
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I use the Grim Reaper's scythe to cut off your head.
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I jump into the room and maliciously spontaneously punch you in the face multiple times
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I paint you green.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I turn you into a mice and stomp on you.
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I introduce you to Mr.Trench Club and give you a good trench whacking. (AKA, violently beating you over the head)
"Crimes?" "Crimes."

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EverWatchedScanners? You'dBeAmaszedHowMuchDamageInvasiveReadingCanDo.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I run over you with a lawnmower.
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I again introduce you to Mr. Trench Club, only now Mr. Trench Club has four nails hammered into him for extra damage.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."

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I feed you Mr. Trench Club. Bet you're regretting adding those nails now.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I club your head in with a femur bone! (I SWEAR I JUST FOUND IT)
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
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I jump out of nowhere from a 10 foot drop and slam Mr.Trench club against your head, then take my bone back! (I was going to figure out a way to break that thing open without getting bone shards everywhere!)
"Crimes?" "Crimes."

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I snap a random bone I found and stab both you and Mr. Trench club with it. (WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BONES HERE?!)
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Want more? I left a dynamite near you both. Now there will be bones flying everywhere :twisted:
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You forgot to light the fuse. I light it then throw the dynamite at you.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
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I throw it back at you! :?
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I kick it back at you. Then it finally explodes.
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There was too much oil in your place so you explode too.
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I tuck and roll, leaving me mostly unharmed. I then strangle you with a legwarmer.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
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I come charging in on a horse and slash you with a cavalry sabre. (Huzzah!)
"Crimes?" "Crimes."

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I...I...
I punch you in the face.
(I couldn't think of anything!)
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I hug you so tight that you explode.
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I gouge your eyes out!
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And a flood comes from where my eyes were previously.

You get drown.
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lawnmower... nuff said
speak only if it improves upon the silence.- Ghandi

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I take control of a soda machine, and rocket multiple sodas at your head!
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I throw ice cubes at your head.
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I call 911!
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I club your head in with an old cell phone from the eighties before they can arrive.
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When they arrive, they run over you with a car!
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I roll by in a tank and harass the cops you called till i'm up to ★★★★★★. You all get caught in the crossfire.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I call the Ajax Mouse Exterminator.

*knock knock*
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I crush you with a giant pizza
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I bake you and four other users into a pizza! then run off to wreak havoc on the local town. (i get the feeling only rocky is going to get this...)
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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