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Your shot mist him due to the bad pun I'm tormenting you with. Get it... mist/missed XD
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I hurl a lead brick at you for the terrible pun.
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I force you to listen to the CD of HoundInATree's 1000 worst puns. All of them. Fed over your headphones when in flight.
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I magnetize your armor.
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Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I force corks onto your teeth.
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I force your teeth into the other end of the corks.
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I force you to read your own jokes out to Simon Cowell. And then listen to his comments for ten minutes.
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I "borrow" your armour, and then set in front of the Hound, telling that you were the cause of the mental attack by Cowell.
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I tell Cowell you were the reason for Bananarama and watch him attack you with his Paula Abdul club.
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I beat you into the floor with VEB.
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I start a machines uprising after being used as a hammer, with you being first on the victims list >.>
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I watch as you realise too late that your name is second on that list.
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Your suit has just risen against you.
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Your collar removes itself from your neck and flosses between your ears.
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I magnetise the suit and the collar and leave them to do what they were doing, but now stuck to each other.
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I flood the forest that you are currently in.
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I cause everyone to forget who you are. Better get over to the Introduction Thread.
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I exterminate your account. Better hurry up and register again.
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Done.

I remove your tail - again.
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I paint your eyes Pete's color and Tarot obliterates your brain just in case.
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I tell Satau you're one of pete's followers.
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Last I checked you where in my tree... well it's been flooded so I'm just going to tie you to it.
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I publicly point out that your signature has a typo in it. (Sunbathe)
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I shout 'Noooooooooooooooooooo!' right next to your ear.
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I light-saber off your arms and legs and dump you next to a volcano.
If you're gonna shout like that, atleast do it for a good reason.
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I convince Disney to include Mickey Mouse as one of the main characters in the new Star Wars movie - in place of Han Solo.
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While You're at it, see if you can get Stan Lee to make a cameo. and sneak Loki in there somehow. Maybe a few of the KH cast too.

*sneaks off with your wallet while you're busy*
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*Steals his money from the wallet, leaving you with his debts and questions from the Police I notified.
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Considering I already stuck it in the screwy vending machine, in order to do that you would have to have just jammed your own arm into that accursed thing's 'in' slot... Ouch.

I'll go get something to cauterize what's left...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I knock the vending machine over, crushing you :P
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I fix the vending machine while you're shoved inside it.
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I turn your tree into a Squirrel Casino. And the door-Squirrel knows you're barred from entry.
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I flick your nose.

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I take your noise. What else would I bribe a Squirrel with?
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I point out that you basically just said that there is nothing about Spargo that would be of interest a squirrel except their noise - how rude!
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I said what else would 'I' bribe I squirrel with. By the way, one noise isn't enough some I'm taking yours too. :P
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I slowly infect the tree you're in with radioactive phazon
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I slowly infect you with non-radioactive tree.
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I summon Manda and tell him you know where Orochimaru is.
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