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I ban corgis from all places containing food.
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I slather Vegemite in your open mouth.
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I line your space suit with Tabasco source.
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I soak your fur with vinegar.
Whozjama wrote:I slather Vegemite in your open mouth.
That's not really an attack... :lol: Vegemite is tasty!
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I take away all your access to all food except Vegemite. We'll see how tasty it is after eating it three meals a day, 7 days a week.
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I shave off all your fur and superglue you into a rubber gorilla suit.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I make you hug the still-covered with superglue gorilla suit.
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I put sugar in your petrol tank.
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I irradiate your home, with you inside.
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I walk out of his home with a fridge on my back. I shove you instead and push over on it's face.
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That is now the fridge from Indiana Jones 4.
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You are now an antagonist from any Indiana Jones movie.
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Being all of them, I shoot you, pull out your heart Kali-Maaa!!!, kill your family, and yell at your son for complaining about his prison situation.
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But I have no heart and am naturally allied to all action movie villains DX

I write an ending, at which you are killed by an orbital laser. And it's not like audience cared, anyways, because there is a romantic plot arc going on with main hero :P
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I stick you in a never ending cheesy movie about sharks and tornados.
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Whozjama wrote:I slather Vegemite in your open mouth.
That's not really an attack... :lol: Vegemite is tasty!
There's someone who would disagree.
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That isn't a Movie... I leave you to your inevitable fate, after Duct typing you to a lamp post.
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I use said lamp post as a flail against you.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I shave your fur off.
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I turn you into a cat costume and leave you in joey's closet.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.

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I shrink you to the size of a mouse and step on you.
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I push you down the stream
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I hit you with an inflatable dingy.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

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I shave all of your fur off, then push you into the Good Ol' Dogs Club during a meeting.
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I incite a revolt against your tyrannical cruelty.
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

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I call you old.
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Douglas Collier wrote:I call you old.
Aiy leff etchu.
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I send accent police after you.
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I confuse them with my Swedish, Bulgarian, Russian, English, German, American, Japanese, Indian, Southern, Canadian, Scottish, Irish, Australian, New Zealand, Jamacan, Mexican, French, Spanish, Italian, African, and InDaHood/ThugLife accents
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I use my local accent and punch you while you're still trying to figure out what I said.
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I cut your tree down.

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I throw you under the bus.
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I lob a boulder at you
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I fling an angry lobster at you.
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I throw the now mutated lobster back at you
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I throw the now freshly boiled lobster at you.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

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I disintegrate it and tackle you
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I use you as tackle, for a shark.
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Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

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I drop you in a tank filled with piranhas.
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I throw them at you.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!

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I begin piranhacano-pocalypse and trap you into the town next to the volcano that is new erupting deadly lava piranha.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.

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