Attack the above poster

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 9:09 am

I turn your wings to lead.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 10:50 am

I coat your ears in uranium.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:31 am

I have you fly into the Bermuda Triangle

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 1:07 pm

I make your ears bigger but your body smaller

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:26 pm

I hypnotize you into changing your signature into "You're not weird, I'm just boring."

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:19 pm

I switch the colours of your eyes with each other

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:14 am

I put multiple pin-sized holes in your spacesuit.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:18 am

I stab your feet with sporks and use those plastic/metal bindings they use to hold toys into their boxes to tie you up.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:22 am

I break free of the cheap knockoff "plastic/metal bindings they use to hold toys into their boxes" and tie you up with genuine twist ties.

For added measure, I also use zip ties.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:40 am

I use magnets to unzip your fursuit so you stand revealed... As a Rabbit - which explains the ears...

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:44 am

I chuckle to myself, knowing that you're really wearing a VR helmet and that I've just increased the bad luck simulator's intensity.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:50 am

I chuckle to myself as you walk around with your tag on. The one made of high density lead...

Post by **Render** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:08 pm

I sing.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:38 pm

I make you listen to Simon Cowell reviewing your singing. On repeat roll. 24-7.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:39 pm

I kick you in the face.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:55 pm

I cover you both in compost so Peanut, he don't smell so good...

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:08 pm

I shove a bag of angry bullet ants over your head.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:31 pm

I lock you in a room where you are chained to a chair which is bolted to the floor, and you are forced to listen to this on repeat.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:10 pm

I hit you with a golf club.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 12:46 am

I place you in a Japanese horror manga.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:09 am

I force you to wake up really early and stay up late for a full week.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:51 pm

I shove you in an oven.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:31 pm

I turn up the thermostat to 150° - I'm safe in the insulated, turned off oven.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:53 am

I open the over door!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:33 pm

I have you run out of fuel.

Whozjama · Post by **Whozjama** » Fri Mar 20, 2015 1:11 am

I release a skunk and 2 honey badgers you all are messing around in.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:18 am

I have you get lost in the woods with this guy.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 8:24 am

I take away your Grape & Peanut privileges.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 11:13 am

I erase you from existence.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:17 pm

I have you get attacked by ManBearPig.

Post by **Render** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:25 am

I send Mecha-Streisand to chase you.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:33 am

I tell Pete you are exempt from The Rules.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:30 am

I tell Bahamut you tampered with the rules!
and promptly hide >.>

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:32 am

VEB152 wrote:I tell Bahamut you tampered with the rules!
and promptly hide >.>

I throw an EMP at your eye.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:45 am

Great, now my everything does not work >.<
I whine to you about that in the most annoying voice endlessly

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:24 am

I throw the contents of my works component drawers at you, and then throw the drawers.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:24 am

Inserts a tickling stick into your right ear to tickle tour left earhole.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:06 am

I poke you with a poison needle.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:44 pm

I remove all sand from the earth.

deepskycyan · Post by **deepskycyan** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:46 pm

I persuade the Genii to banish you.