Attack the above poster
- Douglas Collier
- Posts: 3397
- Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
- Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens
Re: Attack the above poster
I saturate you with water and lock you in a freezer.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Attack the above poster
I throw a koopa shell at you.
- CrystalHeart
- Posts: 18
- Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2014 3:51 pm
Re: Attack the above poster
I play really REALLY ReAlLyYyY bad dubstep at you.
Oh Noes!
Oh Noes!
From somewhere, a transmisson.
Sue? Are you there? It's me. Kazuma! I've managed to get away somehow. But I've gotten lost... I've found a shelter, but there's nothing here. If you can hear me, please answer!
You have died. Retry?
http://goo.gl/MTvwVZ
Sue? Are you there? It's me. Kazuma! I've managed to get away somehow. But I've gotten lost... I've found a shelter, but there's nothing here. If you can hear me, please answer!
You have died. Retry?
http://goo.gl/MTvwVZ
- VEB152
- Posts: 249
- Joined: Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:37 pm
- Location: Land of vowels with dashes and consonants with commas
Re: Attack the above poster
I cut the power cable for the player with a hatchet.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
Re: Attack the above poster
I hit you with a baseball bat.
- CrystalHeart
- Posts: 18
- Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2014 3:51 pm
Re: Attack the above poster
I tih you with a llabesab tab.
From somewhere, a transmisson.
Sue? Are you there? It's me. Kazuma! I've managed to get away somehow. But I've gotten lost... I've found a shelter, but there's nothing here. If you can hear me, please answer!
You have died. Retry?
http://goo.gl/MTvwVZ
Sue? Are you there? It's me. Kazuma! I've managed to get away somehow. But I've gotten lost... I've found a shelter, but there's nothing here. If you can hear me, please answer!
You have died. Retry?
http://goo.gl/MTvwVZ
- Douglas Collier
- Posts: 3397
- Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
- Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens
Re: Attack the above poster
I reverse your spelling. (It worked)
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Attack the above poster
I have you get chased by a tiger.
- Douglas Collier
- Posts: 3397
- Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
- Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens
Re: Attack the above poster
(Yay Hobbes!)
I send Calvin after you.
I send Calvin after you.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Stan Collier
- Posts: 43
- Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2014 11:45 pm
- Contact:
Re: Attack the above poster
I sic the anamatronics from five nights at Freddy's on you. Starting at 8pm not midnight...
- Render
- Wanna play a game?
- Posts: 12355
- Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm
- Location: Germany, Europe, Terra
Re: Attack the above poster
I duct tape your muzzle shut.
- Hlaoroo
- FROSTWOOD FOREVER!
- Posts: 14497
- Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:09 am
- Location: Down under Down Under
- Contact:
Re: Attack the above poster
I spray you with liberal amounts of "Eau de Quollogne".
Re: Attack the above poster
I hide your remote so you have to physically get up and change the channel on the TV.
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
- Douglas Collier
- Posts: 3397
- Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
- Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens
Re: Attack the above poster
I do the same and remove the buttons on the TV.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Attack the above poster
I dropkick you.
- Stan Collier
- Posts: 43
- Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2014 11:45 pm
- Contact:
Re: Attack the above poster
I dropkick a soccer ball at you.
Re: Attack the above poster
I steal your soccer ball immediately before you dropkick it.
- Douglas Collier
- Posts: 3397
- Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
- Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens
Re: Attack the above poster
I steal the ground from beneath your feet as you steal the soccer ball that he was about to dropkick.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Stan Collier
- Posts: 43
- Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2014 11:45 pm
- Contact:
Re: Attack the above poster
I spawn in Chuck Noris and sick him on you.
Re: Attack the above poster
I give you a body slam.
Re: Attack the above poster
I wrap you in duct tape and chuck you down the stairs.
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
- Douglas Collier
- Posts: 3397
- Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
- Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens
Re: Attack the above poster
I paralyze your tail
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Attack the above poster
I make you eat really dry dog food.
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
- Douglas Collier
- Posts: 3397
- Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
- Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens
Re: Attack the above poster
I cause you to get "Let It Go" stuck in your head.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Attack the above poster
I put you in a box, then ship you to a country that doesn't speak your language.
Re: Attack the above poster
I put flour in your hairdryer.
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
- Douglas Collier
- Posts: 3397
- Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
- Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens
Re: Attack the above poster
I turn you into an ectotherm.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Stan Collier
- Posts: 43
- Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2014 11:45 pm
- Contact:
Re: Attack the above poster
I give you a platypus without a zoology class and tell you to figure it out.
- Douglas Collier
- Posts: 3397
- Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
- Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens
Re: Attack the above poster
I stab you with said platypus's heel.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- Render
- Wanna play a game?
- Posts: 12355
- Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:14 pm
- Location: Germany, Europe, Terra
Re: Attack the above poster
I let you find out how to tell apart a grizzly from a brown bear when you climb on a tree to hide from it.
The brown bear will follow you onto the tree and the grizzly will shake you down.
The brown bear will follow you onto the tree and the grizzly will shake you down.
Re: Attack the above poster
I have you get bitten by a snake.
- Douglas Collier
- Posts: 3397
- Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
- Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens
Re: Attack the above poster
I stab you with a syringe filled with said snake's venom (all of which I milked from it right before you set it on Render).
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Attack the above poster
I stuff hot peppers in your nose.
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
- Douglas Collier
- Posts: 3397
- Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
- Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens
Re: Attack the above poster
I have you fixed.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Attack the above poster
I slap you with a trout
A doctor would tell me to cheer up, since I'm a bit depressive. ¿What do I think? I don't need that #&@%, I have been under heavy stress for 5 years, I'M SUPPOSED TO REACT LIKE THIS.
- Welsh Halfwit
- Posts: 14141
- Joined: Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:09 am
- Location: Wales, a luverrly land with noisy neighbours.
Re: Attack the above poster
I slam you into a dictionary.
Re: Attack the above poster
I bury you alive.
- InDaZone1219
- Posts: 534
- Joined: Sun Jun 08, 2014 11:12 pm
- Contact:
- Douglas Collier
- Posts: 3397
- Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:35 pm
- Location: Housepets! Universe - Babylon Gardens
Re: Attack the above poster
I cause everyone to forget that it's your birthday today.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.