Attack the above poster

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 1:40 pm

*pulls out a rifle* *click* *CRACK-OOOOOOOOM*
Overkill Announcer : "Headshot!"

Post by **Render** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 2:10 pm

I slap your nose with a fly swatter.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 5:04 pm

I trip you, then drown you in mercury.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 6:50 pm

I trap you in a septic tank.

Post by **Render** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:31 pm

I staple your nose shut

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 11:00 pm

I pull a mafia and your car explodes when you start it.

Post by **Render** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 3:50 pm

I call you bad names.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:00 pm

I toss you by your scapulae.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 7:11 pm

I hire a goon squad after you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 7:13 pm

I have you get run over by a rhinoceros.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 7:43 pm

I break you down, atom by atom.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 11:17 pm

I force you to go through the moving process over and over.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:22 pm

I stick your tongue to a frozen pole

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 9:53 pm

I put superglue in your shoes so you can never take them off

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 10:05 pm

I make you put on his shoes.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 10:12 pm

Eeeeck if I new super glue burns I wouldnt have done this!! *yanks on uncle dead eyes tail *points to you* IT WAS HIM! *runs*

Post by **Render** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:43 am

Too bad that I put super glue on your paws before you yank on Uncle Deadeye's tail.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:56 pm

Oh ....hay ole dead eye I was just*gets twisted into the shape of a pretzel then thrown at you*

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Nov 07, 2014 5:15 pm

I chew your tail.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Nov 07, 2014 7:59 pm

I chew your tails.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Nov 08, 2014 9:48 am

I tail slap you

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Nov 08, 2014 10:20 am

Using joke glasses, I flip your vision so up is down and watch you raise yourself into the ground.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Sat Nov 08, 2014 5:07 pm

I put you directly below him so that when he gets dragged into the ground so do you

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Nov 08, 2014 6:34 pm

I blast you off in a rocket (not the space capsule part - the rocket itself).

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Nov 08, 2014 6:37 pm

I insert a loofah into your left ear before reaching into your right nostril and pulling it through.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 10:14 pm

I drop a anvhill on you courtesy of acme co

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 10:43 pm

I drop a house on you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 11:46 pm

I have you get run over by a steam roller.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:13 pm

I use a hedoken on you

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:18 pm

I bring my heel down on top of your head.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:26 pm

I disconnect your Internet.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:31 pm

I stick your finger in an electrical outlet

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:32 pm

I shave your hair off.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:30 am

I thump on the ceiling with an extendable broom to make you be quiet. The broom handle telescopes through the ceiling and cracks you hard under the jaw.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:21 am

I put chewed gum in your fur

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:52 pm

I wax your entire body.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:59 pm

I crush one of your vital organs.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:07 pm

I smash you with a hammer.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:34 am

I slash you.

Post by **Render** » Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:58 am

I put you into a pot of water and slowly turn up the heat.