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I pull out the Tron-computer-lazer and byte you!
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I start singing :twisted:
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I begin a duet with you, but slightly off key to make it worse
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Ready for a trio? :twisted:
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I attack with... Sweeney Todd barbershop Quartet! (With razors)

Anyone want a shave?
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In the name of meaningless battle! *swings sword at you*
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I scream in your ear.
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I tickle your feet.
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I club you round the head
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I superglue your handpaw to your eyelid.
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I attack you with... Kindness @.@

*hugs you like there's no tomorrow*
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Welsh Halfwit wrote:I superglue your handpaw to your eyelid.
It was already glued on. :P
I use Amaterasu on you since my eye is open.
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GAAAAAAHHH!!! My eyes!

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I headbutt you.
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I bury you in sand.
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I poke you....with a knife....laced with bees....salty bees.
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I pour a bag of salt down your throat.
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I rig your phone so that when you call 911 you get the pizza guy
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I give you insomnia.
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I give you narcolepsy.
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I add one extra year to your total life span. But in the long run... :twisted:
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I eat your pizza.
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I extract the pizza.
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I bomb Louisville, KT
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I strike you with a zweihänder
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I turn into a werewolf and eat you.
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I burn an ulcer through your stomach and jump out.
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You dissolve in the stomach acid as you climb out. I heal.
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I give you dysentery
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NOOOOOOOOOO!

I develop rabies and bite you. HARD!
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Yes... :twisted:
I hit one of your pressure points in your knee with my only availabe arm.
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I chop off that arm - and your legs.
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I strap on a medical mask and kick up airborne rust particles.
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I melt you in thurmite

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I force air into your lungs.
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(Do you mean Tetanus?)
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I make you do everyones taxes
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I burn your stash of nuts.
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I make him file your returns late.
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I have you audited.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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