Attack the above poster

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:35 am

I turn you into a dust mite. Then incinerate the room your in.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:41 am

As is usual with dust, I survive and evolve back into myself before pulling your eyelids up to the back of your head and tying them in place.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:44 am

I melt away into molten cheese. You are trapped and cooked in it.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:46 am

I'm a mouse. Making me into melted cheese? I eat myself and reform.

I teleport you into the middle of a pack of rabid foxhounds who pile on you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:48 am

Who's to say I am afraid of them?
I tie them together by the tails and swing them at you like nunchucks.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:49 am

I send Duchess a top quality love poem. From you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:53 am

... So that's meant to be bad? She can't even reach me.

I inform Grape your trying to split up Peanut and Tarot.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:54 am

*Bino shoots you out of the air for your cheek. Duchess catches you. And kisses you...*

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:55 am

I put Bino in the hospital, as thanks I will send you flowers whilst your there too.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:56 am

*Paints you red and green so people have trouble seeing you.*

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:58 am

I paint you bright purple, so everyone sees you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 12:13 pm

I watch as the articulated Lorry doesn't see you there.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 12:53 pm

You are arrested for causing accidental death of a lorry driver.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:26 pm

I point out it was you that did it. And activate a tracker in the slightly radioactive paint I used.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:44 pm

I tag you with the Dark Star. Have fun with that.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:47 pm

I stand under you so it hits you first.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:50 pm

I activate the Dark Star using my own energy. You and the universe are quickly dragged into a super massive black hole, where I will play I-spy for all of eternity.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:55 pm

After a short while you note I'm sitting on your head.

I jab pencils in several of your orifices.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:48 pm

i have mr bigglesworth eate you

jrodsqod · Post by **jrodsqod** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:52 pm

I take off your sunglasses, and the sun burns your eyes.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 4:06 pm

i give you puppy dog eyes to jump in a volcano

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 4:09 pm

I wax the floor.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Wed Jan 01, 2014 4:16 pm

i slip on the floor as i am running and fall and crush you

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:20 am

i raise the terracotta army to send a large offence on you.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:21 am

I hit you with an Ultra Big Ball Rasenshuriken.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:36 am

i counter with an 12 trigram 364 palm seal

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:43 am

I hit you with Fang Over Fang.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:45 am

i use a mangekyo trap on you.

(lol all is fair in live and war)

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:52 am

I trap you in a circle of Amaterasu flames.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:53 am

i use a giant water vortex on you
(zabuzas technique if you remember the figgt)

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:55 am

I use Summoning: Impure World Reincarnation to bring back the four Hokage and order them to attack you.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:59 am

i use forbidden jutsu: reaper death seal to stop your attack.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:00 am

I use Flying Thunder God Jutsu to teleport behind you and stab you with my kunai.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:04 am

i turn and shoot you.

(dem naruto referencs tho)

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:05 am

I activate the Rinnegan and summon the Six Paths of Pain to attack you.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:07 am

i summon hitlers undad army to commpensate your attack.
blitzkrieg on the hunt!

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:36 am

I summon the nine Tailed Beasts to attack you.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:39 am

i smash you with a HAMMA!
( its brilliant brilliant birlliant i say genius i say!)
get the reference?

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:52 am

I draw a red button and push it, you get flushed into an invisible toilet. "You did good kid, real good, but as long as I'm around you'll always be second best see?"

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:16 am

i pop out said toilet in a black suit and an m16 "say hello to ma little frein!" *shoots nade launcher*