Attack the above poster

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:01 pm

I place the world on your shoulders.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:12 pm

I force you to eat poison mushrooms.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:05 pm

ties youre tail to cieling fan *turns on cieling fan*

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:11 pm

I tell Peanut you made fun of his Spot comics.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:21 pm

I tell Grape you read her fan fiction and E-mailed it to all the neighbor dogs. *hides*

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:25 pm

*finds where your hiding* holds you by the tails HE DID IT NOT ME *THROWS YOU AT GRAPE*

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:44 pm

I dye your fur pink.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:51 am

GO FACE HUGER!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:54 am

*what? FaceHugger is evolving!*
*FaceHugged evolved into alien freak!*
Use Acid!

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:14 am

I would do something but my mind is utterly fried right now
Uh... think...
I give you a pink cookie. That has 7,000 calories. (By the way, that's a real thing)

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:16 am

I have Sasha give you a tackle hug.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:40 am

I enjoy it.

And have Daisy write your official biography before hugging you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:59 pm

I make you hug a tyrannosaurus.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:02 pm

I make you clean its doody.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:55 pm

I pour it's urine on you.
Then I release other Dino's that are attracted to it.

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:14 pm

I make you watch all of the Buddies movies. ALL of them.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:15 pm

I make you appear in the next one. Unpaid.

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:17 pm

"This is the end... friend." *tosses candle*

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:27 pm

i get grape to..... BROOM TO THE FACE

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:54 pm

I put a dynamite in your pants.

Fishstikz · Post by **Fishstikz** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:06 pm

I knock you to the moon using my cane.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:43 pm

I eat you.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:23 am

I pull your tail.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:39 am

I chew your ear.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:04 am

I slash your face.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:05 am

I clip your fur into amusing shapes whilst you sleep.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:04 am

I put a hot pancake on your face.

Nyaliva · Post by **Nyaliva** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:08 am

I shoot fiery bits of potato at you with my souped up potato gun!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:33 am

I make you eat degraded body mints. You smell like a sewer.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:35 am

I spray you with female Canine heat pheromones and tie you to the floor in a Dog kennel.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:37 am

I absorb all my energy and release it. Art is... a BLAST! *destroys the earth*

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:41 am

I use your house as an element in modern art-esque installation.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:46 am

I strike you with the StarDust Breaker.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:49 am

I make you question your own sanity.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:38 pm

I put you into a barrel filled with plaster of Paris.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:07 pm

I push off of Mount Rushmore.

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:53 pm

I cut the oxygen pipe.

CHAOKOCartoons · Post by **CHAOKOCartoons** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:08 pm

I go to the top of the space needle and thunder drop on top of you!

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:50 pm

Saturn381 wrote:I put a dynamite in your pants.

jokes on you

i dont wear pants -pushes you out an airplaine-

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:43 pm

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:I go to the top of the space needle and thunder drop on top of you!

...how fitting.

I play ultimate frisbee with you... using the fan from a jet engine. Heads up!