Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:15 pm

I thought it was a sloth when I put it in there...

Waiter! The is a Koopaling in my soup!

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:49 pm

Not my problem, just have this fire flower

Waiter, I see unfinished Fanfics in my soup!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:13 pm

"Of course, that way the chef doesn't spoil the ending."

WAITER - there's asphalt in my soup!

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Fri Aug 02, 2019 4:55 pm

Sorry, we meant to put in blacktop -- we understand you wanted it extra hot

Waiter! There's a vortex in my soup!

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:23 am

What did you think the Vortex Soup was?

Waiter! There is a deck of Uno cards in my soup!

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:04 am

No u

Waiter! A garbage live action Disney remake is in my soup!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Aug 03, 2019 1:37 pm

Welcome to Adventureland in a tureen!

Waiter - there's a parking ticket in my soup!

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:05 am

Sorry, but you've been here all day, time to move along

Waiter! There's a man on a unicycle in my soup!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:32 pm

Of course, it's cream of tire.

Waiter! There are rhinoceros tracks in my soup!

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:22 am

Well, I've heard horn is tasty.

Waiter, Fox is in my soup!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:18 am

"Well, now, romance is the spice of life, eh?"

"Waiter - there's a set of Ford pistons in my soup!"

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:27 pm

Our mistake, we meant to add a wheel axle.

Waiter! There are several river stones in my soup!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:15 pm

You never read Stone Soup?

Waiter! I've got a several dice in my soup!

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:13 pm

Lucky you!

Waiter! There's a Lego minifigure in my soup!

Post by **SeanWolf** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:41 pm

Well, the soup needs to be built first before you can eat!

Waiter! There's a cup of coffee in my soup!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:14 pm

It's a java blend!

Waiter! There's Hawaiian pineapple in my soup.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:18 pm

I told him not to come back up until he was done reading Moby Dick!

Waiter, there's a furret in my soup!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:16 pm

Well, this is a furry restaurant....

Waiter, there's a chihuahua in my soup!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 10:28 pm

that's what happens when you order from the crocodile menu and dont read what the garnish is.

Waiter, there's a Battle Moon in my soup.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 3:51 pm

Sure that's not the glint of the moonshine you're drinkin? Hey! That darn thing fired at me!!

Waiter! my soup's full of tadpoles!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:56 pm

[wrong thread, ignore this]

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:32 am

… I'm guessing you want me to get that

WAITER! ALL THE GREEK GODS, TITANS, AND GIANTS ARE IN MY SOUP!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Sep 11, 2019 12:45 pm

It's "Soup-vlaki", silly.

Waiter, there's a fire hydrant in my soup!

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:18 pm

Sir, this is an emergency! Please make room for the fire engine!

Waiter, there's an alien invasion in my soup!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:16 pm

It's how we stir Martian Minestrone!

Waiter - there's a 737 in my soup!

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:35 pm

Sorry about that, we tried to get it to you as fast as possible.

Waiter, there's an earworm in my soup!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 5:08 pm

What, you don't like musical minestrone?

Waiter, there's a school bus in my soup!

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:09 pm

Good thing you didn't eat it, there may be children inside.

Waiter, the sum of all human knowledge is in my soup!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:27 pm

Yes, "Genius Gazpacho", a house specialty.

Waiter, there's the Vienna Boy's Choir in my soup!

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:26 pm

What, don't you like Ode To Joy?

Waiter, Grape's fanfics are in my soup!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Oct 16, 2019 6:36 pm

Clearly, you have excellent taste.

Waiter, what're all these tadpoles doing in my soup?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:44 pm

Oh dear me, did you ask for the frog leg soup? It looks like they gave you the frog egg instead. Not the first time it's happened... I'm afraid the cook is quite deaf.

Waiter, there's a heck of a lot of clouded leopard hair in my soup.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:55 pm

Sorry, sometimes the broth in a clouded leopard soup will come out spotty.

Waiter, there's undelivered mail in my soup!

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 7:21 pm

Sorry, the mailman got this place confused with the office next door. Happens all the time.

Waiter, there's a wormhole in my soup!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Oct 26, 2019 5:39 pm

Well, then, we shall assume the worm has left, shan't we?

Waiter, there's pavement in my soup.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:22 pm

There was an explosion a few streets down.

WAITER!!! THERE IS A CRISIS IN MY SOUP!!!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:09 pm

Doggonit! I said "croutons"! NOT crisis ... CROUTONS !!!

Waiter, there are others in my soup!
(edit: the word was "otters", not "others". Oh, well, nobody can read cursive anymore.)

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:52 pm

Just be thankful you don't have otherkin in your soup.

Waiter, Sylvia Snyder's in my soup!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:57 pm

Well, we were out of tortellini........

Waiter, there's a narwhal in my soup!

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:44 pm

It's probably sapient, you'll have to try reasoning with it.

Waiter, my soup is bigger on the inside!