Housepets!

I slap you 'cause you're someone else.

I slap you for being a Christmas caroler.

I slap you for not rocking to those Groovy Carols

I slap you because you slapped me for slapping a Christmas caroler.

I slap you for deprecation of winter warbling amateurs.

slaps you with a citation for tax evasion.

I slap you for impeding an on-going Internal Revenue Service investigation (my Form 1040 is a subject of extensive mockery and derision at the Treasury).

I slap you trying to end this political insanity

i slap you for bringing politics into this when it was clearly a debate of legal jurisdictions.

I slap you for not filling out the proper paperwork.

i slap you with a stack of paperwork filled out in completely illegible smudges and scribbles.

I slap you for not submitting those forms in triplicate.

*slaps you with an ink covered paw for making me stay late to redo paperwork*

Slaps you for slapping every other post.

I slap yo for trying to remind me it's new years eve when new years eve is my birthday

I slap you to welcome you back to the slapping thread...….

I slap you because you slapped someone who slapped me, I should have slapped him my self.

I slap you for not slapping him yourself. (Silly.)

I slap you because I'm Animal Man.

I slap you for not being a house-broken Animal Man.

i slap both of you for knowing who that is.

I slap you for obsessive second person pronoun placement.

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I slap you because I felt like it

I slap you because you felt like it.

i slap you because someone else felt like it.

I slap you for being an enabler of someone out there who never felt like it.

I slap you because I see everyone else is slapping each other and I don't wanna be the one dude who doesn't slap someone plus it sounds kinda fun

I slap you because you're the new guy.

I slap you because that's so rude!!

I slap you `cause I'm the old guy. Well, chronologically … relatively … um … anyhow, you're slapped.

I slap you 'cause you're older and... married and... and
and I respect you.