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I slap you for spamming.
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And I slap you for slapping people. Why can't anybody learn that that's just not nice? :D
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I slap you for trying to inject civility into a thread premised on savagery.

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I slap you for that pretentious vocabulary of yours!
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I slap Hawkfang; it shame for one to not appreciate a sophisticated vernacular.
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I slap Leafolawl for daring to slap a child... thing.
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And all this slapping is getting annoying, so I slap you!
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I slap you for having a low irritability threshold.

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And now I'm irritated, so I slap you back for slapping me!
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As you're a Cub and I'm a Kitten, I slap you (no claws)
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I slap you for being mean and nice at the same time.
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I slap you for wearing a Christmas hat in April!
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I slap you for not being a Pirate.
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And I slap you for hating on the Cubs! :cry:
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I slap you for knowing about sports
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I slap you for unsportsmanlike conduct. Sportingly, of course.

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I slap you because I hate sports!
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I slap you for too many sports retorts.

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I slap you for giving me a retort about retorts!
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I slap you for distorting a retort.

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you already know why i'm slapping you, west.
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I slap you for presuming I could identify one reason out of several hundred.

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i slap you for forgetting that more than half of the times I've gone after you specifically have had the same reason.
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I slap you for avatar absence adversion obsession.

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I slap you for having a pretentious vocabulary.
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I slap you for vicarious vocabulary victimization … and showing off your new avatar which is seriously cute.

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I also slap you for having a pretentious vocabulary.
and a bonus slap for the ongoing lack of avatar.
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Once consciousness returns, I slap you for double slapping.

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I slap you because I feel like it!
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I slap you because I feel your pain (ow!).

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I SLAP YOU BECAUSE THAT IS THE GOAL OF THIS GAME.
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I slap you for having goals! (And because I still feel like it!)
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I slap you for interfering with a goalee.

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I slap you because I felt like it, simply that and nothing more.
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I slap you for copying my reason to slap people!
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I slap you for forgetting that imitation is the highest form of flattery. Actually, that axiom may not apply here. Oh, well....

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I slap a bulseye onto your back then go get my gauntlets.
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I slap you for forgetting to bring your gauntlets. Where'd you leave `em anyways? - it's dangerous being on this thread without gauntlets!

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I slap you because I am bored, simply that and nothing more. "quoth the raven 'nevermore'"
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On another night deprived of slumber, with the hours passing without number, I lay dripping sweat and now quite certain that tonight I'm going to slap you for quoting Poe!
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