Housepets!

i slap you because ____ logic.

I slap you because … wait … I sorta agree with you … well, I slap you while I'm thinking this through.

I slap you because you're busy thinking and I catch you off guard

I slap you because I don't have time to think.

I slap you because my online calc class is already makin' me mad

I slap you because just the thought of calculus and math angers me!

I slap you for being too calculating....

[Goldeneye menu music playing in the background]
*sets the game mode to Slappers Only*

*Smack*
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*Smack*

i smack the controller out of your hands for picking oddjob.

I slap you for slapping the controller out of my hands. I almost made a typo and put salp.

I slap you for losing control of the controller, causing this thread to go out of control.

I slap for not letting him ring.

I slap you for advocating unfettered bell noises.

i slap you with a long distance bill

I slapped you because.....actually i have nothing clever. You just got slapped for no reason. Sorry. It had to be done.

I slap you so I don't get out of practice. Sorry. At my age, I forget things so easy.

I slap you for slapping cute derp puppy

I slap TUAM because I wanted to slap NHWestoN for slapping the puppy.

I slap you for slapping me for slapping NHWesoN for slapping the dog because you wanted to slap NHWestoN for slapping the dog

I slap you for your retaliatory slapping

I slap you for oversimplifying things

I slap you for not oversimplifying things

I slap you for slapping me for slapping you for oversimplifying things after slapping me and then telling me that I should oversimplify.

Wow that was long.

i use you to test a 100 rpm rotary auto-slapper.

I slap you for botanical overreaction.

I slap you for proportionate reaction to botanical overreaction.

I slap you because Buster's face is now covered in mayonnaise. (It's not "Cool Whip", is it?)

I slap you for slapping people! That's not nice!

(A while ago)

Hawkfang42, to Zesortinge wrote:I slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because I can slap you because you exist

Zesortinge, to Hawkfang42 wrote:I slapped you because you repeated yourself. Is that okay?

(now)
I slap you for revenge.

i slap you for belatedly taking revenge on another. not his fault you got ninja'd.

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