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i slap you for exaggerating.
It's not EVERY thread, just all of the ones on page 1 & 2 worth posting in that my post isn't the last one.
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I slap you for only replying to threads on page 1 and 2
I'm totally not hypocritical in any way.
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I slap you because you look like an Eldridge monstrosity.
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i slap you for being hypocritical.
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I, with my five fingers and holding the palm in direction of one of your two cheeks, I will add enough force to my hand, in direction to the elected cheek to produce a disgusting and ardent sensation on it, typically named "pain" in name of you accusing someone of something that you are not aware that you are doing also in this very moment. Then I will proceed to protect myself from future similar accusation by knowing and being very aware of what I am doing, in which in this actual time I haven't done anything similar that would point to being similar to my actual accusation that is being directed at you, and in which now you are being punished for it.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.

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i slap you upside the head for being way too wordy with that post.
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I slap you yo rescue your face from the hideous tarantula reaching for your nose to swing out and bestow a romantic, hair-and-filth encrusted spider smooch on your astonished opened mouth....

PS. I'M really sorry I slapped you.

PPS. I' m sorry about the spider splatter.

PPPS. I'M sorry if I offended any readers who are of the arachnid persuasion.

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I slap you with a parking ticket for the thread being idle so long.
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I slap you for bumping so many posts

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I slap you for posting so many bumps....

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i slap you for not having an icon.
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I slap you for being a serial bumper

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I slap you for having an unstable profile pic.
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I slap you for your "stabilitisticalist" elitism.

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I slap you for having four capitalized letters in your Username instead of three.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.

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I very carefully slap your foot because I need to vent past frustrations, also because I am bored.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.

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I slap you because I was aiming for the spider on your face.
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I thought you went blue screen on us.
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I slap you for not slapping me like the rules of the game say and for thinking I was dead.
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I slap you for giving two answers when only one was nececary.
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I slap you for treating fingers as binary digits.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.

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i slap you for underestimating the usefulness of an efficient counting system.
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I slap you because I’m sad and bitter inside.
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

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I slap you because you're supposed to hurt the ones you like.
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I slap you for patrolling this game.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.

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I slap you for not having a neck.
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

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i slap you for sending his head flying out the window.
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I slap you for making awesome looking dragons
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I slap you because I know you won't ask why.
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I slapped you because you shouldn't be self-deprecating. You're at least a 75%-wit!
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I slapped you just so the next person can slap me for being so weird.
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I slap you in the hopes of knocking you out and stealing the triforce off your collar.

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Rats! only 'power' again... why does that keep happening?!
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I slap you to try to knock the psycho out of you. (That's a psycho Ranger for those who don't know)
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Slapping the poems right outta ya :3
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I slap you for slapping a poet.
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I slap you for even thinking about electrocuting pets
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I slap you for being an unquestioning sheep.
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You get slapped for bullying complacent livestock.

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I slap you because you were at the premier of the movie The Slappening.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.

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I slap for for having a hard to pronounce username.
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

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