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Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:08 pm
by Teh Brawler
turn into flowers, which immediately solved the problem. Grape scratched her had at the sight, and said.......

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 9:57 pm
by Dr. Prower
"I am so confused." Then Ben Affleck stepped forward and said to everyone...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:32 pm
by Teh Brawler
"WATCH MY MOVIES!" to which everyone replied.......

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:33 pm
by Dr. Prower
"NO ONE LIKE YOUR MOVIES!", which made Ben decide to...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:40 pm
by Typhon
Transform into an deceptacon. He then....

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:41 pm
by Dr. Prower
went and began destroying Bino's house. So then...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 2:27 am
by Typhon
Chuck Norris came out of a black hole to roundhouse kick the deceptacon into oblivion. The housepets all stared in awe until...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 2:48 am
by ctcmjh
Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast. They beat up Chuck Norris until...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 5:08 am
by 44R0NM10
...Master cheif joined the brawl, and simply...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 2:13 pm
by Jimmy Jazz
Punched everyone in the face. yes, everyone. then the ice cream man and some doctors came and made EVERYONE happy. and there was world peace....

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 2:27 pm
by Typhon
Until Mr. Rogers rose from his grave and...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 3:08 pm
by Dr. Prower
said in a loud voice, "Would you be my neighbor?" So Chuck Norris...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 3:29 pm
by The Game
...roundhouse kicked a tree, then Grape...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 5:27 pm
by Teh Brawler
took a broom and a frying pan to zombie Mr. Rogers. But Mr. Zogers, as we shall refer to him as from this point on, bit Grape in the process, which was supposed to turn her into a zombie, but actually gave her super powers instead. So the newly super-powered Grape turned to Mr. Zogers and said.......

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 5:35 pm
by 44R0NM10
..."Im'a firein' me lazor! BLAAAAAARG!" Which resulted in...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 7:43 pm
by The Game
....a large sign that said 'explosion!!' to appear. Sonic then....

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 7:43 am
by Dr. Prower
destroyed Mr. Zodgers by scattering his body parts around the room. But then...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 2:51 am
by ReCreate
they rejoined themselves

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 3:38 pm
by Teh Brawler
and slapped ReCreate for being limited in words while posting. Then, Peanut, who felt sorry for ReCreate, hugged him to make him feel better, while Grape began beating up Teh Brawler for breaking the fourth wall. Bino saw all this and.....

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 12:50 am
by ctcmjh
rebuilt the fourth wall, trapping Penaut and Grape on our side. Then ctcmjh...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 3:04 pm
by Dr. Prower
said "No one is better at building walls than me!" So Mario...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 9:03 pm
by FunkyChickenFace
...beat ctcmjh to the punch while yelling "It's-a ME!! MARIO!!" and chomped a mushroom, expanding in size and tore the wall down again, making everybody get mad and pelt him with bricks.

Meanwhile, Grape and Peanut, observing the forum, were astounded that they had, in fact, been living within a fantasy world with their lives and personalities dictated by an omniscient being named Rick. They promptly pushed a button that allowed them to jump into the User Universe. Then they....

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 9:08 pm
by ctcmjh
realized they were in the matrix. And all the Housepets left the matrix. Then they...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 12:47 pm
by FunkyChickenFace
jumped onto the Internet Train and zipped off to the Matrix Wiki and promptly pushed enough buttons to break Neo out of the Matrix too, enabling the Housepets and Neo to....

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:44 am
by Dr. Prower
quickly realize that they never actually escaped the matrix, but instead were tricked into thinking that. So...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:59 am
by WolvenPaw15
Pete teleported them back along with Lucario who.....

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:44 pm
by FunkyChickenFace
...who used AURA BEAM to blow away the browser, leaving Pete, Peanut, Grape, and Co. wandering in an endless field of zeros and ones until...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:15 pm
by 44R0NM10
they found a number that looked like a '1' and a '0' combined. They proceded by...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:41 pm
by FunkyChickenFace
...switching the numbers around and causing a catastrophic collapse of the interwebs, prompting the people in Switzerland who worry about these things to....

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:45 pm
by shwabadi
(This topic seems to have died :/ I'll be all heroic like and try to get it going again!)
...Created a giant block of cheese, just in time to...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:32 pm
by FunkyChickenFace
...have it be eaten by Spo causing....

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:49 am
by shwabadi
spontaneous decompression within the matrix which...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:36 am
by FunkyChickenFace
...ripped open the Time-Space Continuum, initiating a chain reaction that....

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:50 pm
by shwabadi
...didn't really do much... But looked cool! All the Housepets responded by...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:10 pm
by FunkyChickenFace
...visiting their past-selves, making the universe... (insert some verb here)

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:14 pm
by shwabadi
...become suddenly flirtatious with Tarot, who turned around and...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:15 pm
by Tiggy
...turned into a superawesome dragon that would...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:27 pm
by shwabadi
...Fire it's LAZAH into the universe, however the universe dodged the awesome attack and redirected it at King! Fortunately...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:42 pm
by FunkyChickenFace
...King learned Tai-Chi and redirected the energy to Bino such that...

Re: The Never-Ending Housepets Story...

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:54 pm
by ctcmjh
Bino absorbed the full power of the blast, giving him magical power and turning him into...