You wake up next to the avatar above you!

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 6:07 am

I'm...scared of all the violence *hides under covers again*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:33 pm

I'm going to cuddle ya even if I don't have a body

*cuddles aBritishFox with head*

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:27 pm

*dropkicks you out a window after 3 seconds of screaming in terror* That's it, I'M MOVIN' TO MONTREAL! Right after I break the legs of the jerk who sold me this house, I was promised a bugler alarm system dang it, not a visit from some random thing or person every morning!

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 7:32 pm

What a violent Pug, but still a Pug nevertheless.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 8:33 pm

Did one of the guys forget to do his laundry again?
...oh well, more for me.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:53 pm

Though first we have to bath you to remove all these spots.

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:30 pm

Could I borrow your head to replace a green shell?

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:44 pm

these would be kinda cool if you weren't looking at me like i'm some kind of Goomba.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:05 pm

But you're a Terminator! What's wrong with you? Can't you just kill Luigi and go?

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:44 pm

GAH DEVIL DOG, BE GONE NECKLESS FIEND!
*BASEBALL BAT TO THE FACE*
...Oh wait, you're just one of the people who somehow get into my house repeatedly..Sorry!

Post by **Render** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:01 am

*picks up the pug and sits him on the floor* No dogs in bed, sorry...

(I'm aware of the irony ^^)

Post by **D-Rock** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 5:26 pm

Hold up. When did I land in Australia?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 5:32 pm

...Sleeping bags in the back of your zord? sereously?

*sniff*

When was the last time you changed that suit?

Welsh Halfwit2 · Post by **Welsh Halfwit2** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 6:40 pm

Lie down with dogs, wake up needing a flea bath... Usually. This one seems ok.

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 8:43 pm

Wanna have a staring contest?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 8:51 pm

N-no thanks. I'm going to sleep with the cats, bye bye.

*leaves*

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 9:33 pm

You left your scarf behind...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 9:54 pm

Thanks.

O-oh... I can explain those kiss marks and scratches...

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:04 pm

*Yawn* wow... that was a long nap.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 10:01 pm

Give me that! No, bad kitty! You do not touch the ADAM!

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 11:10 pm

...when did I get a butler?

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:30 pm

You're one weird penguin

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:29 pm

Hey, who are yo-
WHY IS THERE A GIANT HOLE IN MY ROOF?

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GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:58 pm

... nice butt.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 11:13 pm

...Erm, I think you may have had too many Orange sodas. You look like you're on a bit of a sugar rush.. Please get out of my bed before you in up having a Sugar crash, I don't want a depressed Green cat on my bed, ruins the sheets..

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 11:15 pm

You have your own sleeping quarters down the hall.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 8:19 pm

What year is it? Why I'm in Antarctica? WHY PENGUINS HAVE RULED OVER THE HUMANITY?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:14 am

Huh... never found a broken image error icon in my room before... that's new.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:33 pm

Uh hello there hyperactive pup..why were you watching me sleep?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:05 pm

No, you had peanutbutter on your nose. I fixed it.

...Do you have any food?

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:26 pm

Did you say FOOD?

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:33 am

Okay, thats it!
This is the last time I wake up to some kind of anthropomorphic specimen!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:05 am

Wakes to find I've drooled over some of the chalk. Rubs it off.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:30 pm

". . . . ."

*Starts cleaning the Bio Force Gun*

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:49 am

Another demon?
Please get out of my bed and scare somebody else, preferably Bino.

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:44 pm

Why is your mouth a bat? Also OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!

Post by **CyberDragon** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:55 pm

...?

Could someone please point me to the ESO game files? I seem to be lost in a pokemon game again...

My avatar is a dragon flying against the moon. Sorry the picture is so dark...

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:42 pm

How am I alive in space!?

HOW CAN I YELL IN SPACE?!

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:00 pm

shhh is all ok now is time for slep