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The ability to teleport, but only inside non-empty solid places.
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X-ray vision - which gives everybody you look at radiation poisoning or cancer.
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X-ray vision, with no off switch or penetration depth control. Have fun never sleeping cause you can see through your own eyelids and everyone in the world looking like indistinguishable skeletons.
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The ability to lift any amount of feathers.
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The power to fly at supersonic speeds... but not land or slow down.

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The power to read people's minds, but you can't shut them out. Everywhere you go, you can hear everyone's thoughts.
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The ability to see neutrinos as glowing points while they are close to you (up to 5 meters).
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Being bitten by a radioactive sea slug so you become... Sea Slug Man! (or woman) with all the powers of a sea slug.
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Heat vision.
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The power to consistently land on your face every time that you fall, no matter what height it is from :lol:
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The power to take away all of whatever side you support's advantages.
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the power to eject your eyeballs from your skull. no you can't do anything with them, no they don't go back in afterwards.
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The ability to type faster then anybody else in the world....only using the Q key.
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The ability to turn anything covered with a fresh coat of chartreuse paint into an icecream salesman. But only while wearing a hat that's shaped like the letter "Q".
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creating a charcoal salesmen out of charcoal, but only while wearing a, S shaped hat.
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The power to hold your breath for an extra second longer for every hat you eat
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The ability to have infinite ability to have infinite ability to do nothing at all.

in essence a normal person. :lol:
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The uncontrolled ability to self-destruct.
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The ability to get that ability only when it isn't needed, and not wanted.

:shock: "I think we may have hit the limit!"
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The ability to put on fire foxes when you're browsing on the internet :lol:
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The ability to put on fire foxes when browsing with IE.
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The ability to see the world as if it is mirrored, but body control is not mirrored. :P
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"Dislexia?" :lol:

The ability to to move the clock with your mind, but nothing else and not time itself. :P
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That could be useful during a long boring class. :P

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Noooo, we are moving up on the chart! :lol:
Actually that'd be very useful for some people. :P

The ability to sharpen a pencil with someone else's mind, but only if it's already very sharp.
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The ability to spontaneously combust.
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Man, we should make a movie out of this Game!

The ability to twiddle your thumbs faster then anyone else in the world, but have them hurt every time afterward.
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The uncontrollable ability to erase everything in existence by blinking.
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The ability to be invisible only when everyone looking at you covers their eyes.
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The ability to sing so horrendously that Justin Beiber envies you but you don't have any fans. :P
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TERRIBLE SUPER POWERS JUST TERRIBLE POWER USERS
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The ability to think of bad superpowers :lol:
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And make them real ;)
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The ability to feel nothing at all... :?
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no pain means unstoppable till death
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I wouldn't say that much.

the ability to absorb oxygen
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The ability to absorb oxygen
more oxeygen you naturally actual increases your base stats pretty high just look at luffy from one piece when he enters second gear through increasing his oxygen entake and blood flow he boost his normal attacks in leaps just cut that in half, you would beable to breath underwater and in thin atmospheres
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Dude, it's a game, if you don't understand then please reread the rules. ->
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Poster 1: The ability to fly north (no other direction)
Poster 2: The ability to teleport, but only 1 ft

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The ability to walk on air, but not get down.
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Let's be sure we're playing the game as intended.

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