Terrible super powers

[Vertigo Fox]

The ability to transform into anything as soon as you think "boy, I'm really glad I'm not one of those."

[Gael]

Sweat Lemon juice but you get papercuts easily

[JayBarker]

The power to look at someone and instantly smell what their breath smells like. No matter the distance or media of seeing said person.

[furrygamer793]

The ability to make any goldfish live forever
but only goldfish
not another animal, not another fish, just goldfish.

[Vertigo Fox]

None of your clothes can ever get dirty again! Everyone around you can see the incredible stain-repelling power! ...but you can't, because whatever you put on is now invisible to you.

[NHWestoN]

You can sing grand opera but only in the voice of Donald Duck.