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Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:55 pm
by furrygamer793
the power to exist in two places at once but the other place is falling into a volcano

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:34 pm
by Buster
the power to make every version of yourself lam- oh wait, aquaman is already on here.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:40 pm
by Legotron123
The ability to make really amazing movies that no one will ever see.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:09 pm
by NHWestoN
The ability to turn wine into water.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:50 pm
by Buster
thats not a superpower, that's just owning a still centrifuge and a lighter...

the ability to part bodies of water telekineticaly so long as they are a maximum of 1 millimeter deep.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:59 am
by furrygamer793
the ability to stare at the sun forever and not go blind

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:37 pm
by NHWestoN
The power to fog up someone's glasses but only when they're in a pocket or carrying case.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:44 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
The ability to hold your breath one second longer than you'd be able to otherwise

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:15 am
by Buster
the ability to make green ball point pens cry. only ball point ones, and only green.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 7:56 pm
by NHWestoN
The ability to absorb the impact of a speeding automobile without harm - so long as the car is miniature Hot Wheels, still in its box, and powered by the thrust of a chihuahua sneeze.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 8:10 pm
by OdedZeituni98
The ability to jump into any cartoon (also housepets comics) and meeting the characters in person

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:32 pm
by Zesortinge
That is actually a decent power. Not a terrible one. Good attempt though.

Th power to fight the power with the power to power the power that powers the power that holds the secret to powering you power that can only be activated by the power that is not a power-
For your convince, the next six million words have been cut out. Enjoy the last ten.
-and it can only be powered by your hair's death.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 3:56 pm
by Vanice
Any book you need will appear in your hands.
But you half to eat half the paper in the book before you can summon another one.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:49 pm
by Buster
the ability to make small dogs hallucinate googly eyes on things.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 4:57 pm
by trekkie
The ability to get stains out of clothes only as well as the other leading detergent.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:24 pm
by Zesortinge
The ability to actually be able to post six million words on any website without crashing anything. Completely useless.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:35 pm
by Buster
the ability to translate anything into an ancient undecipherable script, but not back again.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:03 pm
by furrygamer793
The power to make a specific rare species of butterfly able to talk, but only for a second

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 8:18 am
by LunarFox
The ability to talk to one of the characters from Housepets, but now I'm stuck inside the world of the strip. Help! Let me out!

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 9:01 am
by NHWestoN
The ability to turn water into the beverage of your choice but it all tastes like battery acid.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sun May 05, 2019 1:47 pm
by Render
The ability to turn butter rancid.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sun May 05, 2019 2:06 pm
by fenrirblack
The ability to change any paper into construction paper.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sun May 05, 2019 8:24 pm
by LunarFox
The ability to see the future, but then that means that the opposite outcome happens.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 12:38 pm
by Gael
the ability to travel back in time, but only 2 seconds and you have a 2 second cooldown

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Mon May 06, 2019 8:26 pm
by LunarFox
The ability to have the Cubs win the division.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Tue May 07, 2019 9:59 pm
by Buster
Gael wrote:the ability to travel back in time, but only 2 seconds and you have a 2 second cooldown
that's actually not terrible, as it would be really useful for dodging. it would be as if you can see every attack coming a few seconds ahead, and the cool-down is short enough that by the time they start their next strike you can use it again.

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the ability to make crows mildly nauseous.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 9:10 am
by Unusuallynamedperson
Just what I need, nausea.

The ability to stare directly at the sun without taking damage, but you can never look away from the sun or you burn up.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 3:48 pm
by NHWestoN
The power to inflict a twenty-second attack of the hiccups on anyone.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 7:01 pm
by furrygamer793
The power to look like anybody, but only if there are people who want to capture him/her in front of you.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 3:45 pm
by LunarFox
The ability to not have a superpower.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 10:57 pm
by Buster
the ability to communicate with oceanic creatures.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 3:24 am
by Zesortinge
LunarFox wrote:The ability to see the future, but then that means that the opposite outcome happens.
Couldn't you focus on trying to see bad outcomes then?

The ability to relive your death every few seconds.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:59 pm
by FireworkFox
You can throw a golf ball to the moon. But only a golf ball.

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Have fun!

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:21 am
by furrygamer793
you can read anything in English, no matter what it was originally in, but only if you are on Pluto.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:35 pm
by AlyxVixen
The power to know the location of anything in the world... but only a random Minecraft world of someone you don't know. And it changes daily.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 12:38 pm
by FireworkFox
You can create awesome memes, but you can't show them to anyone.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:05 pm
by JayBarker
The ability to taste whatever you're holding/touching all the time.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 1:31 pm
by NHWestoN
The power to bore someone to death - but you're not immune to it yourself.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Thu May 07, 2020 9:26 am
by FireworkFox
Laser vision, but you can only use it when your eyes are closed.

Re: Terrible super powers

Posted: Thu May 07, 2020 10:37 am
by Hlaoroo
The ability to make anything take overpoweringly spicy but only to yourself.