Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:32 pm
the ability to forget how the english language works mid-
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Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:35 pm
The ability to go through absolutely everything and still suffer the effects of going through them.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:37 am
The ability to communicate with birds except that whatever you tell them comes off as ornithologically deranged.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:52 pm
The ability to always have the ability backfire when you use an ability that should be extremely useful. It will always backfire in a way that will not help you.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:47 pm
The ability to kill someone with a spoon by hitting them 467 times in the face with the spoon in a row
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:53 pm
The ability to attack ONLY by giving people papercuts.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:25 pm
the ability to be everywhere but not be able to do anything
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:28 pm
That would be so useful, thoughJolty-Kun wrote:The ability to attack ONLY by giving people papercuts.
The ability to dance magnificently... But only when no one is looking
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:11 pm
the ability to accurately vocalize the sound of a dial up modem.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:09 pm
The power to deflate children's party balloons by lowering one eyebrow.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 11:38 am
The power to see the future but it's limited to Teen Titans Go! TV schedule
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 12:39 pm
The power to pacify enraged hamsters.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 2:30 pm
the power to melt one singular snowflake with your mind every half hour
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 4:21 pm
The power to put on your galoshes without bending over.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 4:49 pm
the power to kill everyone within 10km by blinking. you can't turn it off.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 12:19 am
The power to pacify any dog, so long as they are outside of a five mile bubble, any dog inside said bubble will attack you
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 7:17 pm
The power render villains immobile with laughter over your jokes ... except none of your jokes are funny.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 10:17 pm
the ability to do a flawless impression of unvoiced incompetent movie extras.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 10:21 pm
the ability to make cars move an inch closer to you
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 10:36 pm
the power to ingest food without eating it.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 6:26 pm
I have tsunami lung power but only when blown through a plastic bendy straw...
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:19 am
The power to slide across surfaces like they were ice... but you can't control when it activates...
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:33 am
The power to disappear in a puff of smoke. ... which, unfortunately, leaves you coated in a nasty, unremovable soot.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:34 pm
The ability to transfer your need to evacuate your bowels to others.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:46 pm
glowing green farts
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:14 pm
The ability to draw anything you want perfectly... but "Perfect" looks like a 3 year old's rendition of whatever it is.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:44 pm
The power of having all the power, but having most of said power work against you.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 11:56 pm
The power of being intangible, but still effected by gravity so you just fall to the center of the Earth.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:44 pm
The power to turn smaller citrus fruits into field mice.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:31 am
The ability to copy anything perfectly...
Look out copying man, here comes Mr. copyright your worst nemesis!
Oh no! a lawsuit! my worst weakness!
(I posted this at two am my time... I'm realizing I should sleep more.)
Look out copying man, here comes Mr. copyright your worst nemesis!
Oh no! a lawsuit! my worst weakness!
(I posted this at two am my time... I'm realizing I should sleep more.)
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 3:24 pm
The power to command snakes ... except, of course, snakes can't hear.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 12:13 am
the power to make other people feel the exact amount of pain as you... emotionally/
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:30 pm
Throwing balls of sticky purple stuff.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:29 am
The ability to hurt yours enemies with your insults, but only when you reveal something so embarrassing that the insult just swings back to hit you.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 3:08 pm
Disappear by fogging up your glasses on cue...
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 2:59 pm
The ability to not get sick by dying before you get sick.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:30 pm
The power to not die of chocolate fudge pizza
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:34 pm
well for that matter any oddly specific immunity that you technically never needed in the first place qualifies
like immunity to mandarin orange peels.
like immunity to mandarin orange peels.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 2:45 pm
The power to drink water with a 100 meter long straw.
You know of this, or? It's pretty close...Buster wrote:well for that matter any oddly specific immunity that you technically never needed in the first place qualifies
like immunity to mandarin orange peels.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:39 pm
The power to have your bladder burst because you are physically incapable of urinating.