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The power of super speed, but only when wearing heavy metal ugs that weigh 100lb or more.
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The power to sneeze so hard that you propel yourself backwards at 100 mph and get the wind knocked out of you.
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The power to projectile vomit your own lungs up to 100m (you still need them to live though)
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The power to cause yourself to irretrievably forget things at random.
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The power to spontaneously shed your eyebrows.
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The power to end all the hunger, all the tragedy, poverty, sorrow and evil, all death and suffering on the world by pressing a button
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But it is the button to start a nuclear war.

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The power to prevent all nuclear war, by stuffing all the nukes up your nose. everybody's safe but it's a REALLY uncomfortable process, basically it feels like standing at ground zero without the dying part.
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Oh, crumbs, Buster .... What if you sneeze ?!?!

Oops, my turn...

The power of supersonic pulse waves created by hiccups. Predictably, your arch-enemy is "Belch-boy".


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the ability to have perfect aim with anything, but only when you have your eyes closed and are kinda guessing what your aiming at.
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The power to change menacing objects into jello which unfortunately tastes bad and tends to liquify quickly.

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(thats actually kinda useful. these are supposed to be unwieldy impractical or inconvenient.)

the ability to teleport your hair somewhere else. and not like specific amounts, all of it. head, body eyebrows, nose, everything.
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I the power to command domesticated cats in their own language! They still don't care, though.

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The great and powerful ability to sneeze pepper spray covered confetti on command... but you're not immune to the pepper spray's effects.

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The ability to know all the cool potential storylines that were cut from your favorite show for incredibly stupid reasons.
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The linguistic genius to speak every language used by a population of less than one hundred.

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the ability to sneeze lightning bolts if you catch a cold.
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The talent to perform music that is both enchanting and inaudible....

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The ability to make anything explode powerfully... By touching it.
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The ability to make voodoo dolls of yourself.
I am so tired of the people I look up to turning out to be jerks.

You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?

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the ability to forget how your ability works
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A talent for imitating the mating calls of a number of species of particularly unsavory ... and also extinct ... vermin.

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The ability to turn into an inconspicuous blue lawn flamingo, but only when in your original form!
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The power to run super fast but, after ten seconds, you get vicious sinusitis, crushing headaches, and sever blurring of vision which causes you to run fatally into massive obstacles.

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The ability to call down plain flooding rain when you have severe constipation on a rubber seated toilet that has been painted the color of irritatingly bright yellow; are eating a box of Norwegian chocolates; and have over 500 pairs of underwear.
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You know the complete history of anything you touch, but only if you touch it with your tongue.
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anything you touch becomes a lightsocket, but only for the you're touching it, and your finger is always in the socket.
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You can create super detailed and highly realistic illusions, but only you can see them and you can't tell them apart from real objects.
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A culinary genius which unfortunately works with toxic and disgusting ingredients.

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the power to locate lost keys, but only if nobody has looked for them in at least a week.
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The ability to always float upwards no matter what.
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The ability to cause dogs to bark for no reason
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The ability to prevent dogs from barking, but only if nobody would have heard them anyway.
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The ability to accelerate the growth of flowering plants mitigated only by your totally immobilizing pollen allergies.
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Being able to become a werewolf. But only on days that don't end in "y"
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
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The ability to go blind on command. Once you go blind, you have to sit on a bed of cacti for a week straight to unblind yourself. You also forget the layout of everything and you are not allowed to have any kind of service animal within ten feet of you.
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the ability to speak any language, so long as EVERYTHING that comes out of your mouth is cryptic half-statements that nobody can make sense of.
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The ability to always sound like a pig.
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The ability to detect when someone is lying but that discovery immediately causes you to forget the truth.

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the ability to read minds... except it's limited to listening to the dumb songs people get stuck in their heads.
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The ability to only sound like a broken fan.
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