No, I mean something like a giant screwdriver when all you really need is a little one, like for glasses, or telephone that no one can use.
Telekinesis that only works when you're alone and with things you can easily pick up.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time! -Monokuma What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
the ability to teleport 1cm, on a 1 hour cooldown.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
The ability to uninstall only the uninstaller, without actually removing the program you wanted to remove.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
The ability to move all the stains from one tooth to another tooth, but only one and once they're there you can't get rid of them.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Super strength, but you have glass bones and paper skin.
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
-Champion Motto
Being able to regrow your teeth, but they always come back in crooked and need to be straightened out with braces. Every. Single. Time.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Being able to regrow your teeth, but only the wisdom teeth that need to be taken out. Every. Single. Time.
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
-Champion Motto
Deadpool's awful healingfactor/supercancer combo. and not the movie/game version, the comic version. the movie/game version still looks and sounds like a person, rather than a person-shaped lump of bad hamburger who's gargling cement and razor blades when he talks.
CyberDragon wrote:Being able to regrow your teeth, but only the wisdom teeth that need to be taken out. Every. Single. Time.
and you can't turn it off.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
The ability to never notice injury disease or infection. it's still there, and it's still limiting/hurting you, you're just uncannily oblivious.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
the ability tell jokes that everyone always gets the punch line of, exactly two years later.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
The ability to take the previous poster's comment and twist it for comedic effect, but failing to be funny.
like what I do.
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
-Champion Motto
The ability to make people's heads explode, but only if they're your friends.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
The Ability to make infinitely long posts on the forum without any limitations but only for things you don't care about and you can't use any formatting or emoticons
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault? https://discord.gg/2Kwwv Housepets Discord link repaired!
The ability to only perceive the world through the lens of a trashy, badly written, supernatural romance novel, that even it's author decided was too awful to ever be published.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.