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The ability to mini mod :lol: :?
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The ability to instantly convert any computer OS to Windows Vista just by touching the computer.
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The ability to read in the dark, but only in the dark
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the ability to eat infinate amounts of mustard, but nothing but it.
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The ability to make everything you touch explode.
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the ability to rise armies of undead mangos but decompose almost instantly :lol:
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The ability to only make this face :?:
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:?: :?: :?: the ability tomactually :?: all of the time
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the ability to make your palms sweat at will.
Unusuallynamedperson wrote:the ability to rise armies of undead mangos but decompose almost instantly :lol:
would actually be useful if you had a garden.. instant fertilizer! :mrgreen:
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The ability to only shapeshift into giant inanimate objects.
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Kirby kinda does that already so not really useless

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No, I mean something like a giant screwdriver when all you really need is a little one, like for glasses, or telephone that no one can use.
Telekinesis that only works when you're alone and with things you can easily pick up.
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the ability to teleport 1cm, on a 1 hour cooldown.
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The ability to summon all sorts of attack animals but not be able to control them.
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The ability to smell like you haven't bathed in a few days.
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The ability to change the quality of your vision, and only going from normal to poor.
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The ability to uninstall only the uninstaller, without actually removing the program you wanted to remove.
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Buster wrote:The ability to uninstall only the uninstaller, without actually removing the program you wanted to remove.
So every 3rd party program ever

The ability to predict things an hour before they happen but only if there's nothing you can do about it.

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The ability to move all the stains from one tooth to another tooth, but only one and once they're there you can't get rid of them.
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Super strength, but you have glass bones and paper skin.
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The ability to change the colour of anything... to Vantablack.

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^Actually awesome

Being able to kill people you hate but you become a bit like them.

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Being able to regrow your teeth, but they always come back in crooked and need to be straightened out with braces. Every. Single. Time.
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Being able to regrow your teeth, but only the wisdom teeth that need to be taken out. Every. Single. Time.
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Deadpool's awful healingfactor/supercancer combo. and not the movie/game version, the comic version. the movie/game version still looks and sounds like a person, rather than a person-shaped lump of bad hamburger who's gargling cement and razor blades when he talks.
CyberDragon wrote:Being able to regrow your teeth, but only the wisdom teeth that need to be taken out. Every. Single. Time.
and you can't turn it off.
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the ability to make your own internet slower then what it is already, but it has to be yours and you don't get to choose when you make it slower.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I think I have that superpower ^

Being able to avoid using the bathroom for months at a time, but you can't eat or drink and your hunger/thirst increases exponentially.

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The ability to never notice injury disease or infection. it's still there, and it's still limiting/hurting you, you're just uncannily oblivious.
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The power to spit from any height and hit your target.
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The power to ALWAYS embarasse yourself when trying to talk or show something of importance.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."

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FancyHat wrote:The power to ALWAYS embarasse yourself when trying to talk or show something of importance.
Like misspelling "embarrass"? ;)

The ability to produce movies, but only terrible ones.
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the ability tell jokes that everyone always gets the punch line of, exactly two years later.
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The ability to take the previous poster's comment and twist it for comedic effect, but failing to be funny.




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Douglas Collier wrote: The ability to produce movies, but only terrible ones.


So basically Uwe Boll...

The ability to permanently BSoD any electronic device within a mile... ANY electronic device and it's always active.

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The ability to make people's heads explode, but only if they're your friends.
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:shock:

The Ability to make infinitely long posts on the forum without any limitations but only for things you don't care about and you can't use any formatting or emoticons
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The ability to summon garden gnomes every hour on the hour, regardless if you're awake or not.

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Xray vision, but it only works with transparent objects

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The ability to only perceive the world through the lens of a trashy, badly written, supernatural romance novel, that even it's author decided was too awful to ever be published.
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the ability to write on yourself without a pen but only see it from the inside of your body.
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