Terrible super powers

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri May 06, 2016 6:57 am

The ability to mini mod

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 11:35 am

The ability to instantly convert any computer OS to Windows Vista just by touching the computer.

AmberTheWolfKit · Post by **AmberTheWolfKit** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 5:10 pm

The ability to read in the dark, but only in the dark

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:56 am

the ability to eat infinate amounts of mustard, but nothing but it.

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Sun Jun 12, 2016 6:19 pm

The ability to make everything you touch explode.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:19 am

the ability to rise armies of undead mangos but decompose almost instantly

TwoManyTwos · Post by **TwoManyTwos** » Mon Jun 13, 2016 10:11 am

The ability to only make this face

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Jun 13, 2016 10:53 am

the ability tomactually

all of the time

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:32 am

the ability to make your palms sweat at will.

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:the ability to rise armies of undead mangos but decompose almost instantly

would actually be useful if you had a garden.. instant fertilizer!

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:10 pm

The ability to only shapeshift into giant inanimate objects.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:30 pm

Kirby kinda does that already so not really useless

The ability to read your own mind

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:02 pm

No, I mean something like a giant screwdriver when all you really need is a little one, like for glasses, or telephone that no one can use.
Telekinesis that only works when you're alone and with things you can easily pick up.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:16 am

the ability to teleport 1cm, on a 1 hour cooldown.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sun Jul 10, 2016 8:40 pm

The ability to summon all sorts of attack animals but not be able to control them.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:24 pm

The ability to smell like you haven't bathed in a few days.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:26 am

The ability to change the quality of your vision, and only going from normal to poor.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:59 pm

The ability to uninstall only the uninstaller, without actually removing the program you wanted to remove.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:28 am

Buster wrote:The ability to uninstall only the uninstaller, without actually removing the program you wanted to remove.

So every 3rd party program ever

The ability to predict things an hour before they happen but only if there's nothing you can do about it.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:01 am

The ability to move all the stains from one tooth to another tooth, but only one and once they're there you can't get rid of them.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:05 pm

Super strength, but you have glass bones and paper skin.

AlyxVixen · Post by **AlyxVixen** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:43 pm

The ability to change the colour of anything... to Vantablack.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:17 pm

^Actually awesome

Being able to kill people you hate but you become a bit like them.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:23 pm

Being able to regrow your teeth, but they always come back in crooked and need to be straightened out with braces. Every. Single. Time.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:45 pm

Being able to regrow your teeth, but only the wisdom teeth that need to be taken out. Every. Single. Time.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:46 pm

Deadpool's awful healingfactor/supercancer combo. and not the movie/game version, the comic version. the movie/game version still looks and sounds like a person, rather than a person-shaped lump of bad hamburger who's gargling cement and razor blades when he talks.

CyberDragon wrote:Being able to regrow your teeth, but only the wisdom teeth that need to be taken out. Every. Single. Time.

and you can't turn it off.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:14 pm

the ability to make your own internet slower then what it is already, but it has to be yours and you don't get to choose when you make it slower.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:58 pm

I think I have that superpower ^

Being able to avoid using the bathroom for months at a time, but you can't eat or drink and your hunger/thirst increases exponentially.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:04 pm

The ability to never notice injury disease or infection. it's still there, and it's still limiting/hurting you, you're just uncannily oblivious.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:33 pm

The power to spit from any height and hit your target.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:50 pm

The power to ALWAYS embarasse yourself when trying to talk or show something of importance.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:49 pm

FancyHat wrote:The power to ALWAYS embarasse yourself when trying to talk or show something of importance.

Like misspelling "embarrass"?

The ability to produce movies, but only terrible ones.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:45 pm

the ability tell jokes that everyone always gets the punch line of, exactly two years later.

Post by **CyberDragon** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:42 pm

The ability to take the previous poster's comment and twist it for comedic effect, but failing to be funny.

like what I do.

AlyxVixen · Post by **AlyxVixen** » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:59 pm

Douglas Collier wrote: The ability to produce movies, but only terrible ones.

So basically Uwe Boll...

The ability to permanently BSoD any electronic device within a mile... ANY electronic device and it's always active.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:14 pm

The ability to make people's heads explode, but only if they're your friends.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:32 am

The Ability to make infinitely long posts on the forum without any limitations but only for things you don't care about and you can't use any formatting or emoticons

AlyxVixen · Post by **AlyxVixen** » Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:21 pm

The ability to summon garden gnomes every hour on the hour, regardless if you're awake or not.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:32 pm

Xray vision, but it only works with transparent objects

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Mar 16, 2017 6:43 pm

The ability to only perceive the world through the lens of a trashy, badly written, supernatural romance novel, that even it's author decided was too awful to ever be published.

Unusuallynamedperson · Fri Mar 17, 2017 8:57 am

the ability to write on yourself without a pen but only see it from the inside of your body.