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the power to exist in two places at once but the other place is falling into a volcano
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the power to make every version of yourself lam- oh wait, aquaman is already on here.
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The ability to make really amazing movies that no one will ever see.
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The ability to turn wine into water.

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thats not a superpower, that's just owning a still centrifuge and a lighter...

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the ability to stare at the sun forever and not go blind
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The power to fog up someone's glasses but only when they're in a pocket or carrying case.

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The ability to hold your breath one second longer than you'd be able to otherwise

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the ability to make green ball point pens cry. only ball point ones, and only green.
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The ability to absorb the impact of a speeding automobile without harm - so long as the car is miniature Hot Wheels, still in its box, and powered by the thrust of a chihuahua sneeze.

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The ability to jump into any cartoon (also housepets comics) and meeting the characters in person

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That is actually a decent power. Not a terrible one. Good attempt though.

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the ability to make small dogs hallucinate googly eyes on things.
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The ability to get stains out of clothes only as well as the other leading detergent.
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The ability to actually be able to post six million words on any website without crashing anything. Completely useless.
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the ability to translate anything into an ancient undecipherable script, but not back again.
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The power to make a specific rare species of butterfly able to talk, but only for a second
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The ability to talk to one of the characters from Housepets, but now I'm stuck inside the world of the strip. Help! Let me out!
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The ability to turn water into the beverage of your choice but it all tastes like battery acid.

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The ability to turn butter rancid.
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The ability to change any paper into construction paper.
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The ability to see the future, but then that means that the opposite outcome happens.
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the ability to travel back in time, but only 2 seconds and you have a 2 second cooldown

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The ability to have the Cubs win the division.
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Gael wrote:the ability to travel back in time, but only 2 seconds and you have a 2 second cooldown
that's actually not terrible, as it would be really useful for dodging. it would be as if you can see every attack coming a few seconds ahead, and the cool-down is short enough that by the time they start their next strike you can use it again.

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the ability to make crows mildly nauseous.
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Just what I need, nausea.

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The power to inflict a twenty-second attack of the hiccups on anyone.

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The power to look like anybody, but only if there are people who want to capture him/her in front of you.
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The ability to not have a superpower.
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the ability to communicate with oceanic creatures.
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LunarFox wrote:The ability to see the future, but then that means that the opposite outcome happens.
Couldn't you focus on trying to see bad outcomes then?

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You can throw a golf ball to the moon. But only a golf ball.

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you can read anything in English, no matter what it was originally in, but only if you are on Pluto.
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The power to know the location of anything in the world... but only a random Minecraft world of someone you don't know. And it changes daily.

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You can create awesome memes, but you can't show them to anyone.
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The ability to taste whatever you're holding/touching all the time.

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The power to bore someone to death - but you're not immune to it yourself.

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Laser vision, but you can only use it when your eyes are closed.
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The ability to make anything take overpoweringly spicy but only to yourself.
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