Last poster wins.

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I win because I've seen Batman Forever.
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I win because I've seen Batman once in a while.

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I win because Batman is cooler than Superman.
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I win because I'm Mr. Freeze.

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I win because I'm Captain America!
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I win because I'm Sargeant Snorkel.

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I win because I'm the coast guard and I'm telling ya the beach is closed for the day.

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So I blend into the departing, disappointed crowd, win cleverly hidden in my beach umbrella.

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I win because I'm the shark that caused the beach to close.
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I win because I've got a bigger boat.

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I win because I am on land and have no use for a boat
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I win because I'm a landshark!
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I win because I'm a landshark remora.

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*Distracts NHWestoN by telling him there's someone new to go welcome. Zips off with the win whilst he checks.*
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I take the win while you're busy distracting NHWestoN.
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I win because I already took the win, and all you found is the empty pedestal it was on.
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I win because I was the pedestal all along.
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I win because I said "OH, REALLY?" when I noticed that.
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I notice a spare win in the janitor closet. And a note that says "all other wins are invalid."

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I knock you out with a mop and take the win for myself.
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I lock you in the closet, grab up the win, and escape pretending to be the janitor. Boy, is Nathan gonna be honked when he regains consciousness!

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...wha...h- hey! Foxy, why are you locked in the closet? Come on, we gotta get that win back! At least teamwork's a kind of victory, right?

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Oh, that sense of teamwork is so touching, so inspiring, so … wait a minute! You're trying to get me all sentimental and give you the "win" `cause you're such good friends and pals and … WELL, I'M KEEPIN' THE "WIN", YOU SNEAKY GUYS !!!

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I win because I want to team up with Nathan.
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Why thank you, Foxy! I say our partnership's first order of business is giving me the win for safe keeping.

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Well, hate to see it come between you two so ... Snatch!

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Hey! Give that back, or else!
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All this bickering makes me cry... my show of emotions makes me the strongest here.

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Well, gosh, I'm just so touched by your strength and sincerity, Nate. Guess I'll just take the "win" and go. :(

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cue Ace Attorney's "Pursuit ~ Cornered" music
Objection! That win is mine because it says so in the autopsy report!
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Objection! The prosecutor is lying, because I had the win all along!

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The Judge has ruled the "win" goes to me `cause I'm such lawr-abiding citerzen.

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But it's still my win.
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...and I'm still walkin' away with it. ;)

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I win because I'm playing DnD.
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OOO OOO, I'm the Dragon and I fly off with the "win".

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Oh no you don't Fires a magic missile which knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't and, arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation; the variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it isn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it, too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows: because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
(Yes, I'm referencing that meme again.)
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Undeterred by the algorithmic befuddlement, the Dragon flies on with the "win" as your projectile crashes onto the headquarters of the Iowa caucuses.

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Fortunately the gods owe me a favor for that bad day I had earlier this week. I call in one deus ex machina, which causes the win to fall into my hands.

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What's a god-machine to an unbeliever?
A man without a win, that's what.
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