Last poster wins.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 2:50 pm

I steal the pie... I mean the win. (And the pie)

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:50 pm

No worries, I'll 3D print a new one.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 2:49 pm

I win because I has peppermint chocolate.

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:04 pm

I win because i just stole that peppermint chocolate from you.
eats the chocolate

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:32 pm

I win because you can't steal and eat chocolate that was already eaten.

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:55 pm

I win because i did that.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:06 pm

I win because dogs can't safely digest that kind of chocolate.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 8:33 pm

I save Foxfan's life by snatching the remaining chocolate and the win for myself.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Dec 28, 2019 9:12 pm

I win because I have cordial cherries.

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sun Dec 29, 2019 7:35 pm

i win because i happen to not be a dog.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Dec 30, 2019 1:03 am

I win because your profile pic is a dog.

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Mon Dec 30, 2019 3:11 pm

I win because that happens to be true.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:18 pm

I win because my typhlosion burns you both.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Dec 30, 2019 11:31 pm

I win because I don't care about burns.

CuriousCnidarian · Post by **CuriousCnidarian** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:45 am

I win because I kill every thread I comment on for no less than 3 days.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:02 am

I win because that didn't happen.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:36 pm

I win BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:12 pm

I win because I see no bats.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:19 pm

I win because you're a pie, and therefore I can eat you!
NOM NOM NOM

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:20 pm

I win because that seems counterintuitive.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:26 pm

I win because I have an empty cup.

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:37 pm

I win because that cup has a hole in the bottom of it.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 3:23 pm

I win because there was nothing to spill.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 3:35 pm

I win because you have nothing to drink.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:03 pm

I win because I don't care about drinking water straight from the faucet.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:30 pm

A new challenger approaches! I win because I interrupt you twos' back-and-forth.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:17 pm

I win because I managed to get a liquid to freeze after taking it out of the freezer.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:22 pm

But with your fingers frozen and numb, I can easily relieve you of the "win".

CuriousCnidarian · Post by **CuriousCnidarian** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:03 pm

Yes, but can you take the win from 20,000 leagues under the sea?

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:44 pm

I win because I see cucumbers.

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 12:02 am

I win because i am sitting from a distance watching this unfold while drinking tea.

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 12:31 am

I win because I'm patting Foxfan2164's floofy head.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 12:44 am

I win because I am listening to "Eye of The Tiger".

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 5:59 pm

I win because I turn that racket off

Before someone accuses me of insulting the classics please note that this post does not accurately reflect my musical preferences

FireworkFox · Post by **FireworkFox** » Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:55 pm

I win because I own a Captain America shield IRL.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:48 pm

I win because I have a whole lot of pepper.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:44 pm

I win because my stockpile of salt gives you a heart attack.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:12 pm

I win because I can handle much more salt than most people.

TheSilverFox51 · Post by **TheSilverFox51** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 1:51 am

I steal the win because you are just a pie... (how's life as a pie?)

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Wed Jan 08, 2020 7:54 am

I win because I... Um wait how did I win again?