Last poster wins.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:10 pm

My neighbor decides to help me clean up, so while you stare in shock at how quickly we clean up, I snag the win!

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:06 am

I win because I throw toilet paper at your neighbor's horse.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:21 pm

I win because I help you clean up the horse!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 5:37 pm

.... and now that the horse is all cleaned up, I can ride off into the sunset, carrying the win with me!

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:52 pm

I win because I TP'd the sunset.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Apr 21, 2019 7:49 am

i win because i launched you into said sunset with a well timed up-smash.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 7:01 am

I win because I landed on a blimp.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:19 am

And I pop the blimp, so I win!

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:09 am

The blimp was over a freshwater lake with no animals that would attack people, so I win.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:43 am

But I win because I sneak in some animals that will attack.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Wed Apr 24, 2019 6:52 am

I win because I leave while you are still on the other side of the giant lake.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 7:02 pm

I win because I stole the win before you could steal it because TIME TRAVEL
In summary, Time travel.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed May 01, 2019 1:37 am

I win 'cause everyone else is asleepppppppppp ....,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Thu May 02, 2019 7:53 am

But I'm still awake and you've tired yourself out thinking you've won, so when you fall asleep, I take the win!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat May 04, 2019 9:36 pm

I spraypaint you black and draw a stylized gold "P" on you.
while you're admiring how much better a team logo you now are, i sneak off with the win.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun May 05, 2019 11:45 am

Darn Pirates fans...

While you think about ways that they could win the division, I steal the win!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon May 06, 2019 5:59 pm

Meanwhile distracting and enraging you with a White Sox pennent, I steal the win.

(Even though I have go wash my hands for an hour because - unlike the noble and professional Red Sox - the cheap the coloration used by the other Chicago team that-is-not-the-Cubs get black stains all over your paws! Yuk!)

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Mon May 06, 2019 8:25 pm

I steal the win because I mail you a Yankees pennant, which ticks you off and distracts you so I can steal the win!

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Sat May 18, 2019 9:18 pm

I rise from the depths of forum past to claim the win and sink back into the abyss

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun May 19, 2019 4:21 pm

As you sink relentlessly into deeper and deeper oblivion, like the detritus from a sunken ship, the "win" bobs to the surface and - snatch - it's mine!

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue May 21, 2019 8:22 am

And then a hawk comes to snatch you up, and you drop the win, leaving it for me to take.

Gael · Post by **Gael** » Tue May 21, 2019 9:47 am

I push you out of the way and catch the win for myself, running off

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Tue May 21, 2019 10:29 am

However, you failed to reckon with my newly developed powers of flight - thanks to a friendly hawk - as we swoop down and snatch the win!

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue May 21, 2019 6:25 pm

I use my net to catch the hawk and steal the win!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu May 23, 2019 4:10 pm

As the hawk busts out of your entanglements and carries you off, I pick up the win...

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Thu May 23, 2019 9:57 pm

I win because you got tangled up in your entanglements.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri May 24, 2019 2:13 pm

The entangling ropes allow me to snatch a pick-up truck and escape with the win.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Fri May 24, 2019 5:17 pm

I win because I lasso your truck, causing it to stall. I can then catch it and steal the win!

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Jun 28, 2019 3:20 pm

I hail a cab, catch up to you, and steal the win with my brilliant moving car acrobatics.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:53 pm

i empty your bank account through extortionate cab fare after the high speed chase ran the meter up, and boot you out of my cab before driving off.

i Win.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Jun 30, 2019 11:06 pm

I win because Buster cheated.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Jul 01, 2019 12:04 am

i distract LunarFox by pointing out hat we don't actually have a ref and the rules aren't that specific.
when he's not looking i steal his win.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:53 am

Since we have neither ref nor rules, snatching the win from you proves surprisingly easy.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:04 pm

I win because you didn't expect me to post because I failed to post stuff for a while at some point.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Jul 25, 2019 6:58 pm

… and I, too, after prolonged absence, return like the King to claim the win!

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:26 pm

I win because I replied quickly. Another reason is that I got you stuck in Potato Canyon.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:52 pm

Quickly, I transform the Canyon into a abyss of mashed spud consume, sinking you into it and recovering the win.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:37 pm

I take the win before catapulting myself miles away.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:28 pm

I use the superior trebuchet to launch myself farther and faster, thus granting me the win.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:37 pm

I build a private jet, then I take the win from you.