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Drat! I quickly turn the net into a slingshot and deftly knock the win from your powerful grasp, thereby allowing me to reclaim the prize.

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I shake your paw to congratulate you on the great shot and while you're distracted I snitch the win from you.
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Clever, but as you turn to go, I reach out and discreetly pick your pocket … oh, right … This is HP world … You don't have pants...… Yeah, well, I'm still the last dang poster so I win anyhow!
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I step on your toes and take the win.
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...and now you've contracted athlete's foot and, taking cruel advantage of your torments, I recover the win!

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There is no winning without losing - as NHW now knows as I lock hir in the wardrobe.
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Welsh, these clothes are absolutely fabulous! What? the prize? Me? Of course, dahling, I'm just so … you know … victorious!!

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Hugs NHWestoN to welcome him back. Slips the win into my own pocket and nips away before he notices.
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Let's see what are my chores... Mmm... Repair Welsh Halfwit's trousers

Oh, I forgot to do that! Uh? What's this thing in the floor?

*picks up WIN from the floor and examines it*

Aha! A certificate meaning that I won! Great, where I'd hide this? *gulps the WIN*
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So, throw tsMSK over my shoulder and off we go to gastric surgery and my reclaimed victory....

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'Scuse me; coming through. Out the way. I'll take the win. Move aside. Thank you. Bye.
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ACTION!

*ROBOCOP blows up through the wall*

"I'm here to enforce the law and, you corrupt police, you will have to give me stolen WIN and return it to their original owner."

*Confiscates WIN from Welsh Halfwit*

*Returns the win to tsMKG*

"And you doctors, better hurry up on that surgery and don't leave tsMKG open alone."
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actually the original owner is aBritishfox. I'll just go deliver that.
*takes the win and walks off*
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I trip you and take the win, then disappear into the darkness
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...where, cleverly disguised as the Shadow, I terrify you into dropping the "win" and return it to its rightful owner ...ME! Mooahahahahahah!

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luckily my name is "Mi" (Just kidding) so me get the win.

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Identify camouflage often leads to self-confoundment, such as in this case which allows me to deceive you out of the win.

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since, no mater what, the last poster wins... I win.

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Not anymore, 'cause now I win.
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I try not to get peeved and regain the win.

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But you do get peeved and, blinded by rage, you failed to see me snitch the win.

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I drop in unexpectedly and snatch the win from your hands, I leave a small box of chocolates in its place... I'm not a monster after all.
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Awwwww ... how thoughtful. So I share the chocolates with all our chums on the forum and, as the festivities continue to become more giddy, I use the distraction to pinch back the win.

Oh, I'm not a monster, either. You can keep the box.

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I got to the goal flying and I won, so by that logic, the WIN should be teleported right here instantly.
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The system malfunction and the win is teleported to me instead.

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huh, apparently physical manifestations of abstract concepts can still tele-frag you...

...I'm going to go hose the chunks of spleen off this thing...
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Oh, and while you're at it, please hose that nasty stuff off the win `cause I just nabbed it! ;)

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I use a banana peel to cleverly cause you to trip up, snagging the win for myself while you are recovering from the fall.
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Providing me the opportunity to bop you on the head with the uneaten banana so that, while you stand perplexed over what that feeble effort was supposed to accomplish, I wrest the win and … AWAY!!

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I clapped my hands and watched as the universe faded into nothingness. All except for me and the win. therefore I won.
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But the universe pulls an inverse, reconstitutes itself, and as enraged mobs rip you to pieces, I slip through the carnage of vengeance and quietly pad off with the "Win".

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I had a phoenix down and escaped, and with the rest of my magic I stole the win.
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I sneak in and take the win, which likely attracts attention.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.

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I steal the Omnitrix and turn into the win.
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I ignore you because you are a fake win and I take the real one.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.

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I realize how I didn't think this through until a bird pecks at me, activating the Omnitrix which in turn, turns me into Alien X, letting me steal the win and get as far away from earth as possible… then I'm stuck having to vote on every move I make
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I break the fourth wall to yank the win away.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.

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I realize that the win is not tangible, and makes everyone think of the game, then I dance in a dance battle, and the opponent did a Fortnite dance, immediately disqualifying them.
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I ignore the post above this one and take the win.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.

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I said I win and the win flies back to me, I eat it
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