Last poster wins.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:17 am

Since you are a ghost, you can't pick up the WIN. I grab the WIN and leave through a portal Karishad opened

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 12:43 pm

One of the me's followed you through the portal, before punting your head off and stealing the win from your confused body.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:47 pm

*BOOM!*

That was a fake me

Post by **Render** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 2:25 pm

I disqualify you since your avatar isn't visible and take the win with me.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 3:21 pm

I yoink away the win, and hitch a ride on a train headed to Chicago as an elaborate escape plan.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 4:12 pm

Unfortunately, the train is unstoppable and it explodes when crashing, sending the WIN to space...

*starts building a rocket to go to space*

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:45 pm

Hey, guess what?
I already have a rocket.
*Takes the win in space*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 3:50 pm

Do you know what you are forgetting? Your spacesuit!

While you asphyxiate in space, I take the WIN wearing a proper spacesuit.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:41 pm

that suit might be airtight now, but if you don't hand my prize over, it wont stay that way...

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:42 pm

*yoink the win away and uses it to print counterfeit wins, therefore winning.*

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 12:51 am

I send a legion of puppies after you, and while you're distracted with them, I take the win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:15 pm

I win by exploding with puppy love.

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:28 pm

I win by making those puppies rabid.
Oh god, what have I done?

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:34 pm

I win because you're too late, I'm already rabid

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Nov 06, 2016 4:58 pm

And I'm the Vet!

*pulls a giant syringe from hammerspace*

I'll be the winner!

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sun Nov 06, 2016 8:07 pm

*casually takes out handgun and blasts you before taking away the win* Did no one learn anything from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? The guy who's the Combat Pragmatist always win. Welp, Time to go show off my win!

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon Nov 07, 2016 2:53 pm

It seems there's one thing you didn't learn here.
*Stabs in the back, then takes the win*
Never turn your back on your enemies.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Nov 07, 2016 3:22 pm

I paint your white half black.

Then I win because I turned b(l)ack my enemy

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Mon Nov 07, 2016 7:34 pm

I give you a neck.
You're so grateful that you let me win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Nov 07, 2016 7:44 pm

I give you a face

Now give me that WIN.

Post by **Render** » Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:33 pm

Where did you get that face from? I arrest you for stealing a face and take the win from you as evidence.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:55 am

*gets in a cop suit*

Render, give me the evidence.

*gets WIN*

*gets out of the cop suit and runs away with the WIN*

You fools!

Now the WIN is mine!

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:05 am

You do realize it's illegal to impersonate a police officer, right?
And that, in my book, equals execution?
*Straps you into a guillotine while running away with the win*

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 6:04 am

That is correct, and as a Special Constabulary Officer I should know this, the punishment is effectively detainment for fraud, but not punishable by death.

And for that fact, I apprehend the win for police investigation.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:22 pm

I bribe a G-Man(As in Corrupt Federal Agent, not Mr.G-Man) into taking the win from you, and he gives it to me in return for a briefcase of cash..

Who says money can't win you something? In my case, a WIN! Hehehe*runs off with the win*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 8:28 pm

More money, better chances of getting the WIN.

I bribed G-Man to trick you with a fake WIN and give me the real WIN.

So I win!

and now I'm broke because I bribed him all my money

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 8:37 pm

I ditch the disguise and drive off into the sunset with all of tsMKG & Fancy Hat's money after framing Brit for corruption. WIN!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:49 pm

FancyHat, will you help me to beat the heck out of the guy who stole our WIN?

Yes!

*I and FancyHat catch Buster and FH beats up him while I run away with the WIN*

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:16 pm

*tosses crowbar at you, striking you in the head, KOing you* Yeah, you know I can throw right?!

*strolls over and takes the win, then kicks the floating head away like a soccerball before running off with the win* Mine now!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:10 pm

*soccerball head bounces back, KOing FancyHat in the head*

Welp, now who's gonna grab the WIN?

Post by **Render** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:06 am

tsMKG wrote:Welp, now who's gonna grab the WIN?

I do! Win is mine!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:00 pm

*WIN eats Render*

Welp, that was unexpected

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 4:01 am

I take the win, and give it back.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 3:36 pm

To who? Just give it to me and we're done ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 11:23 pm

I win by stealing that emoji. Why? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:51 am

I won't let you win for calling ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ a emoji.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:14 am

Who cares? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I do, so I win.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Nov 24, 2016 7:29 am

Maybe you just need a diffferent one, how's this?
.....┴
..../ \
←/(יִ)\→
.ˉTˉTˉ

(EDIT: had most of it hidden by the tags that hide the dots, whoops. fixed.)

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:39 pm

I win by just using one of the Smilies.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Nov 30, 2016 2:19 pm

I win because I am Bill Cipher, and i'll see you next summer.