Last poster wins.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:56 pm

I uninstall the win in you and take it as my own!

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Oct 17, 2016 1:11 pm

I reinstall the win slap you and take yours as well.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:17 pm

I hit you with an oversized wrench and destroy you.

Then I take the physical WIN.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:18 pm

I yoink it away, and have you arrested for assault.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 4:12 pm

You mysteriously get attacked by pirates who loot the win and sail off never to be seen again. now there is no win. you loose.

Also i lost the game.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 6:03 pm

Oh no! The Game!

*runs away, tracking the pirates*

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:16 pm

I wonder what would happen if a moderator were to suddenly close the thread, declaring me the winner, pirates or no.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:40 am

I close the thread making me the last poster and the winner

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:35 am

You're not a mod! *hits UNP with a hammer and sends him to space*

Here comes the true winner!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:15 am

This game's winner is... (CPU3) CAPTAIN FALCON!

*throws DS at the wall and ragequits*

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:11 pm

..*Backstab Captain Falcon and steals the win* THE WIN IS MINE!!! *sails off on a pirate ship*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:27 pm

Weren't you captain Falcon? You backstabbed yourself. Now I'll take the win and leave this place.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 3:21 pm

I smack you with the fact that it says (CPU3) Captain Falcon, implying that it was the computer who won! I then take the win from you!

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 3:24 pm

I blast you with a cannon, and then have my crew members steal the win before the lot of us head off for Cape Horn.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 3:34 pm

I use a bomb to blow up whatever mode of transportation you are using, then catch the win as it falls.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Thu Oct 20, 2016 4:30 pm

The WIN falls to the sky and, me, prepared with an airplane, catch it

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 2:54 am

simplicity is beauty.

therefore, my reply is as simple as can be.

I win..

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:42 am

I infest the area with phazon, and corrupt your mind.

With you under my control, victory is now mine.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 12:53 pm

I'm a robot, so I'm immune to your mind control! I then sacrifice one of the many me's by using him as a grenade on you. I steal the win after the explosion.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:44 pm

The win itself has been corrupted. Posses it long enough and you become my puppet. Organic, Synthetic, it doesn't matter in the end, no object comprised of matter can resist the corruption indefinitely.

Victory will be mine.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sat Oct 22, 2016 5:54 am

You wanna know how I solve that?
I go 'Attack The Above Poster' on you and blow you up with a grenade.
With you no longer being alive, I can safely take the win for myself.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:34 am

I take the WIN from your hands easily and hold it high.

You can't reach it, tiny bear

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sat Oct 22, 2016 7:57 pm

I take the win from you and send a swift kick to the unspeakables for the bullying act. (No one gets bullied on a Pug's watch)

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Oct 22, 2016 8:51 pm

I report you to the cop for mafia and they arrest you.

Then I take the WIN.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 11:16 pm

I use an axe to cut off your legs, then take the win from you easily.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Oct 26, 2016 8:28 pm

I need to sharpen my claws, and I know where...

*destroys plushie bear by scratching it and then takes the WIN*

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Wed Oct 26, 2016 8:40 pm

I distract you with candy, and take the win before you realize what's happened.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:06 am

It's my birthday today so I win.

HellishK9 · Post by **HellishK9** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:53 am

I'm going to congratulate you on your birthday
I win

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:02 am

The Game

LOOOSEEEERS!

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:43 pm

nowp

*wins*

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 12:54 am

*Wins by forcing self not to remember, and therefore not losing*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 7:54 am

I win by spray painting your blue hair red.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 7:31 pm

I steal your scarf and the win along with it.

FancyHat · Post by **FancyHat** » Sat Oct 29, 2016 8:37 pm

I buy the scarf, your hat, and the win with counterfeit money. I therefore win.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 1:01 pm

I play a game of poker with you for the win. While you're distracted playing, I steal the win and run away.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 1:51 pm

While running, you slip directly into the crusher you built.

While I watch you being crushed, I take the WIN

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 2:47 pm

If you know about the crusher that I built, then I'm sure you also know how many of me there really are.
One of me knocks you out with a good punch to the skull, before another steals the win.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 7:54 pm

Did you know I also happen to have an infinite number of clones courtesy of a wormhole that opened into itself? We swarm you and one of us steals the win while the rest confuse you about where it's gone to.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sun Oct 30, 2016 7:56 pm

I chase after the one who fled the crowd and tackle him, picking up the win.