Last poster wins.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:49 pm

I win by making you lose... FOREVER!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:50 pm

I win by eliminating forever!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:52 pm

I win by eliminating your win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:52 pm

I win because I licked my win earlier and now you don't want it.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:54 pm

Bah, I go back in time and prevent you for licking it.

Therefore I win.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:55 pm

I baffle you by depleting the time stream and forcing myself to lick it anyways causing me to win/us.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:56 pm

I win by eating it anyways.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:57 pm

I win because you can't digest glory.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 4:58 pm

I win because of that too.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:00 pm

I/the other me wins because of that as well causing me to win

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:02 pm

The angry Tarots at the ATAP thread make me win!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:04 pm

I win because I just grabbed dinner a second ago.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:09 pm

I win by touching the screen!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:11 pm

I win by chewing on your screen

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:13 pm

Where are you? I win by searching you throughout my house.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:13 pm

I WIN BECAUSE I'M INSIDE YOUR MONITOR!!!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:17 pm

I win by telling you that's not a monitor

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:21 pm

I win by telling you it technically is if it produces a screen from a cathode ray tube, or LCD the only true exception is a projector.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Apr 02, 2016 5:39 pm

I win by using a cellphone.

Unusuallynamedperson · Sat Apr 02, 2016 6:15 pm

I win because it doesn't matter

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 04, 2016 4:48 pm

I win by coming back.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Apr 04, 2016 5:00 pm

I win by finding mail from the late nineties in a basket.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Apr 04, 2016 5:01 pm

I win by having an Atari Jaguar game cartridge.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Apr 04, 2016 5:18 pm

I win for thinking that's awesome! I also win by wishing that we still had our Nintendo 64.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 5:30 pm

I win by running out of ideas for a reason to win.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 8:50 pm

I win by posting in the Forum Games subforum.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:03 pm

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...

Infinite loop.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:08 pm

I won a consolation prize for winning. How does that even work?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:09 pm

*jumps in and steals win then jumps back*

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue Apr 05, 2016 10:12 pm

I win because I won at an infinite loosing game, so I win.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 5:16 am

I win by being in a car right now.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:34 am

I win by chewing on my pen while not realizing it.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 9:58 am

I win by looking at you!

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 06, 2016 11:10 am

I win by looking back!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:41 pm

I win by hitting the submit button.

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:43 pm

I win because I didn't have too!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:24 pm

I win by using the phone at class. (Oops!

*hides phone as fast as possible)

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:18 pm

I win by not balling my eyes out while trying to connect to Facebook threw Thunderbird!

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:37 pm

I win by returning!

Unusuallynamedperson · Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:38 pm

I win by disallowing you from returning