Last poster wins.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:32 pm

Well then, I activate THIS TRAP CARD!

Mine again.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 11:40 pm

You're right, the land mine is yours. try not to set it off.

I'll just be leaving with the win.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 9:20 am

I am the Win!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:14 am

I take you.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 5:23 pm

You saw nothing, so I win.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 7:45 pm

I stole your face.

Post by **D-Rock** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:31 pm

WIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:43 pm

Your powers fail. I took them.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:20 am

I give you all the lose, so I win.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:43 pm

The win overpowers any loss, so I still win.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:48 pm

I throw mineturtles at you.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 5:23 pm

I overpower the win and take it.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 12:53 am

I throw cheese at you and take the win.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:23 am

I grab you and run off.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:01 am

I like trains. *grabs win*

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:06 am

You seem to have forgotten what saying that does.

*retrieves the win before runaway trains rush in your direction.*

Post by **D-Rock** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 2:57 am

Oh, you say you're the winner?

*pulls out machete*

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

CosmicCoyote · Post by **CosmicCoyote** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:52 am

I drop the hammer.

You drop the win.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 5:05 am

I let the hammer crush your foot.

I stop the falling win.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 4:37 pm

Nom, I ate the win...again.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:35 am

Finds the win whilst you're dealing with the cops in the 'attack' thread.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:09 am

After the end 'bell' rings in the 'attack' thread I win on points.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:06 pm

I nail your ears to a cloud and watch you float off whilst I keep the win.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:19 pm

'flying' win.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:08 pm

With a well-aimed shot, I shoot the win from your possession, and grab it as it falls.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 5:03 pm

Falling with style win.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 5:19 pm

YOINK!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:20 pm

No! Bad Nimbat! I'm taking the win back and your lamp for that.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:52 pm

Excuse me, sir, I believe you found my win?

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:40 pm

No he didn't! *runs off with it*

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:50 am

I heard what someone did to your lamp. Shame you hands are stuck to it. Guess I'd best hold that win for you. *walks away with the win*

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:59 pm

This is Win Police! Please, hand over your WIN™ for inspection!
*rides away on a car with a crudely painted police livery with a win a you stand there, confused*

CosmicCoyote · Post by **CosmicCoyote** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:06 pm

*approaches in a fancy suit*

The Federal Win Agency will take it over from here.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:14 pm

*takes it back after leaving behind a suitcase full of gold bars*

[In Russian accent] I hope this is an offer you won't refuse...

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:13 pm

*puts on a local(-ish) clothing*

I'm taking this win for the greater good.

Post by **D-Rock** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:15 pm

Who says your good is greater than mine? I'm taking the win!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:20 pm

DOUBLE YOINK!

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:49 am

Double win. Just don't ask me how.

Post by **Render** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:13 pm

I win because I have fur.

Buster wrote:DOUBLE YOINK!

What is Yoink and Double Yoink and how does it let you win?

aBritishfox wrote:Rules:
1. No spam
2. no saying only "I win" as that counts as rule 1.
3. do sentences...this is all rule 1 isn't it?
4. follow rule 1 and 4!

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:21 pm

Follows the rules. Points out Cindy and grabs the win whilst you look.