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In Soviet Russia, you burn fire.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Render wrote:In Soviet Russia you observe the KGB.
Well yeah, SOMEONE has to keep MI6 informed of what they're up to.

In Soviet Russia Forum games play you.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
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In Soviet Russia the book reads you.
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Furr> And the rest?
Me> Parking tickets and the 10th is a jury summons
Furr> Why parking tickets? And I can't do jury duty Too busy
Me> In Soviet Russia, jury duty is to busy for you
(This was a random conversation between furr and I today)
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In Soviet Russia, Train boards you.
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In Soviet Russia, the OCs create you.
My characters!
I got too many colors to remember. I'll put them here to see. Aren't they nice? Yep! Absolutely!
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In Soviet Russia, treat tricks you.
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In Soviet Russia, pumpkins carve you.
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tsMKG wrote:In Soviet Russia, posts are in quotes

Czukay, that one has already been repeated many times.
In Soviet Russia the book reads you.
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in soviet Russia government decides if people get replaced...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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In Soviet Russia, the animals are not allowed to feed you.
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In Soviet Russia
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In Soviet Russia the trash takes you out.
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Cesco wrote:Elaine, you need to now that in Mother Russia, milk refrigerator refrigerates you! :P
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In Soviet Russia, you drive self-driving cars.
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In Soviet Russia Members ban Mods.
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In Soviet Russia dogs play fetch with you.

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In Soviet Russia, Tree hug you!
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
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In Soviet Russia Joey is on Squeak's head.
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In Soviet Russia, remote presses your buttons.
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In Soviet Russia, Europe is in Russia.

Wait, what? :mrgreen:
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In Soviet Russia, you don't turn on oven. Oven turns on you.
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In Soviet Russia, Colorblind are Wolfs.
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In Soviet Russia, door opens you!
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In Soviet Russia, poison is killed by You.
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In Soviet Russia, game plays you.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
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In Soviet Russia, Bino does the FACE to Bailey.
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In Soviet Russia, road drives on you.
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In Soviet Russia hour looks for you!
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In Soviet Russia, you don't pick flowers. Flower picks you.
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In Soviet Russia, orthographical errors correct orthographical correctors.
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In Soviet Russia, you help the coffee wake up in the morning.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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In Soviet Russia Math solves its own problems :lol:
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Unusuallynamedperson wrote:In Soviet Russia Math solves its own problems :lol:
No, you're wrong :P

Math solves your problems! :lol:
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In Soviet Russia, the bed sleeps on you.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Where'd you find this? :>

In soviet Russia I found this video instead.
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In Soviet Russia, painting paints painter.
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In soviet Russia young children drink coffee.
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In Soviet Russia, hair cuts you.
Ice and fire magic? Does that result in a freezer-burn?
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