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In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:46 pm
by The Blue Fox
This is another fun game I've seen pop up in other message boards I go to...it's good for a bit of a laugh, though tends to have a short shelf-life on account-a folks running out of ideas.
Here's how it works;
You start a sentence with "In Soviet Russia..."
You take an object you find in everyday life, for example a car.
And you take what you most likely would do with that object, in this instance drive it.
And you reverse the roles of yourself and the object, so it looks a little something...like this;
In Soviet Russia, Car drives you!
Simple, right?
For those of you wondering where this game originates from, I heard somewhere that it started life as a joke some comedian told, and no I do not know which comedian.
Okay, ready? Go.
In Soviet Russia, message posts you.
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:51 pm
by Kyuunado
In soviet Russia, 99 problems is suspiciously low number!
(In capitalist west, Bank robs you!)
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:56 pm
by The Blue Fox
(Too right it does. 
Never woulda thought of a capitalist west spin on the joke. Very clever, Kyuubi.)
In Soviet Russia, Train rides you!
(I like trains...*HH*splat*HHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* )
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:58 pm
by Kyuunado
In the west you can always find a good party, in Soviet Russia the Party always finds you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:29 pm
by RatHead
*Russian accent*
in soviet Russia, tv watches you
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:20 pm
by Kyuunado
In soviet Russia fox is interested in what you say!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:34 pm
by RatHead
In Soviet Russia, road forks you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:35 pm
by VEB152
In Soviet Russia, YOU teach computer sciences teacher on how computer works!
True story XD
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:55 pm
by aBritishfox
In Soviet Minecraft, Tree punch you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:07 pm
by Kyuunado
In soviet Russia, pokemon catch you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:01 pm
by Crux
In Soviet Russia, papers write you! D8
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:45 pm
by spyderwolf
In Soviet Russia, Bacon eats you! 
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:56 pm
by Crux
I wouldn't mind if bacon would do that. :3
In soviet russia, Seeds plant you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:09 pm
by Saturn381
In Soviet Russia, cakes bake you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:11 pm
by Crux
In Soviet Russia, MvM2 plays you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:43 am
by Kyuunado
In soviet Russia, Super Mario Bros plays you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:05 am
by Render
In soviet Russia, the Bad Translator translates you.
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:06 am
by Kyuunado
In Soviet Russia, Wally finds you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:31 am
by The Blue Fox
In Soviet Russia, sword weilds you.
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:29 am
by Kyuunado
In the west you listen to man on radio, in Soviet Russia man in radio listens to you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:21 pm
by RatHead
in Soviet Russia, The fox asks what YOU say!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:46 am
by Kyuunado
In soviet Russia, tea drink you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:33 am
by aBritishfox
In Soviet Russia, Jokes make you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:16 am
by Kyuunado
In Soviet Russia, Christmas presents open you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:27 am
by The Blue Fox
In Soviet Russia, book reads you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:29 am
by Kyuunado
In Soviet Russia, Law breaks you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:50 am
by aBritishfox
In Soviet Russia, cops run from you.
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:52 am
by Kyuunado
In soviet Russia, computer use you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:52 am
by aBritishfox
In Soviet russia, me is funny.
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:56 am
by Kyuunado
In America you make fun of government, in Soviet Russia you make fun of government... once!
(In soviet Russia Government make fun of you!)
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:00 am
by aBritishfox
In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris is STILL epic.
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:01 am
by Kyuunado
In soviet Russia, Military joins you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:11 am
by Render
In soviet Russia, Creepers explode you ... no, wait ... you explode Creepers ... *confused*
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:12 am
by Punchy
In Soviet Russia, hole dig you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:13 am
by Kyuunado
In Soviet Russia Comic draws artist!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:33 pm
by The Blue Fox
In Soviet Russia, road crosses chicken!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:04 pm
by Kyuunado
In soviet Russia, illness worry about you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 5:28 am
by The Blue Fox
In Soviet Russia, skateboard falls off you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:12 am
by Kyuunado
In Soviet Russia, School educated by you!
Re: In Soviet Russia...
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:10 pm
by RatHead
In Soviet Russia, shoes run in you!