Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:44 pm

Why would you bowl puppies?

Why is zest orange?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:00 pm

'Cause Palm's already took olive.

Are bumblebees just inept?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 12:19 am

Well, they bumble, don't they?

Is the blue sky?

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:57 pm

Sky? Oh, you mean the top of the fishbowl.

Why am I positive?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:49 pm

Because you have a deadly virus.

On cloudy nights, where does the moon go?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 8:54 pm

New York City.

Would you prefer smoking or non-smoking?

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:31 pm

Yes.

Do you believe in heaven on Earth?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:03 am

Of course! I've been to Newark!

Can someone turn down the crickets?

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:43 pm

Oh, you mean the trapped souls in enslavement? Of course.

Can you get me something that's worthless?

(is there a Housepets discord?)

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:07 pm

Here, have my hopes and dreams.

What flavor is your favorite color?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:14 pm

Lisa Stansfield

Would you like to watch competitive sock sorting?

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:42 pm

Yes, I feel depressed today.

Doctor, can you prescribe something?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:41 pm

Yes. Yes I can.

Why are there locks on the door of 7-11?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:07 pm

Going out of business -- bought out by 8-12

Have a minute to hear about our lord and savior, the Great Kitsune?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:06 pm

Sure, can you do it while I run this rake across this chalkboard?

When will the cows come home?

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:34 pm

When the Dairy Queen commands them.

Who put the bom in the bom-shi-bom-shi-bom?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:29 pm

A bombastic box of bonbons.

Got any grapes?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sat Nov 23, 2019 11:13 pm

Zork.

Have you ever been eaten by a grue?

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:32 pm

AaAAaaAaaaAAAaaaAaaaaAaaAaaaAaaa!

How many pounds can a spirit lift?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sun Nov 24, 2019 10:13 pm

Depends on whether it is an African or European spirit.

Where should we set up the clown painting collection?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:06 am

You can't paint clowns, I tried and they get really annoyed when you try that.

Oday ooyay peakspay Igpay Atinlay?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:48 pm

Iyay eakspay ityay ustjay inefay, utbay onlyyay otay igspay.

What is a good side dish to serve with bald eagle?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:45 am

Roasted gerbil.

Would anyone like anything from the corner store?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:17 pm

No thanks, I have all the corners I need.

Do you know any good Black Friday deals?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:14 pm

Well I got a very good price on the soul of a being named Dr Eir--- woouuuuhhh, nevermind.

If a whole is the sum of its parts, is a hole the difference?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sat Nov 30, 2019 10:57 am

Maybe...

If you whole wall has a hole in it does that make it a partial wall?

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sat Nov 30, 2019 9:41 pm

Only if it's not the hole wall.

How many daemons are there per human?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:31 pm

Depends on what shampoo you use.

If you play a dead video game does that make you dead?

Dumplingsushi · Post by **Dumplingsushi** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:19 pm

Portal is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RthZgszykLs ! (such fond memories of a dead game)

How do reindeer fly?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:32 pm

Magic(k)... And invisible eagle wings

How do you fit a 5 foot person into a 3 by 3 box?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:55 pm

Milwaukee Sawzall.

Where can I get lunar shuttle tickets?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:19 pm

The moon.

How do I regain my lost time?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon Dec 02, 2019 2:24 pm

You can get it at the supermarket, only they spell it Thyme.

Is Santa just using Amazon this year?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:01 pm

I hear he is a member of Prime, so probably.

Would anyone like to buy a membership in the Clown-of-the-Month club?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:13 pm

Sure! I'm running low on nightmare fuel.

Can I make my life better by hanging a motivational poster?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:32 pm

Yes but only if you choose a poster with Breel on it.

Can I make my troubles go away by burning my home work?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:06 pm

Try baking it at 451F for one hour.

Where can I go for a license to kill?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:10 pm

eBay.

Should we let the people in that town know about the rampaging ground squirrel?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Wed Dec 04, 2019 2:57 am

ALVIIIIIIIIN!

Whowhatwherewhenwhyhow?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:03 pm

Calm down and take some hot cocoa.

Can I be freed from this net now?