Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:04 pm

Only if you agree to get in my cooking pot.

What's the stupidest thing you can say?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:08 pm

a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious heat transfer device.

Can you say that backwards?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:22 pm

Taht.

Where can I find a book of all the misspelled words?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:42 pm

Look up te bok ooof miiiisisipeld wods.

Where do i find my self?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:22 pm

Dating somebody you warned him not to.

How far chucked would a woodchuck go if wood could chuck a woodchuck?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:33 pm

The wood chuck wood go as far the wood chuck could chuck wood.

Are things necessary?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:46 pm

Perhaps.

Where can I buy a two-wheeled unicycle?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:33 am

Forty-two (the original!)

Who's that handsome furry creature staring out of TUBM's mirror (I was sure you of all people would be fully human!)?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:16 pm

Since you already know, maybe?

Can I exist?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:26 pm

Not in this neighborhood, punk.

Who's a good boy?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:58 pm

Me! Me! Wait... You don't own me... I'M A FREE FURRY!

Can I get some milk?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:39 pm

Sorry, I spilled it. Stop crying.

What's the best way to deal with holiday stress?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:20 pm

Dig a hole and hide in it until it's passed.

May I have a taste?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:35 pm

Sure! Gives Nathan Kerbonaut a piece of soap

Can I sleep now?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:19 pm

Sure, but I need to do some sheet metal work if you don't mind.

Do you like my shoes?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Dec 14, 2019 8:27 pm

Yes, but they'd look better if you didn't wear them inside-out.

Did you eat my keys again?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sat Dec 14, 2019 8:38 pm

Oooh so that what that was. I thought that was a toothpick for me to eat.

Is it good to not read book about cuddly furry creatures?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Dec 14, 2019 8:46 pm

It is indeed. Housepets has taken the Bible's place as my holy scripture.

Spare change?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sat Dec 14, 2019 11:06 pm

Could spare a change for you. Into something called a genet. But I've never seen one for real so I got no idea how you'd come out looking.
But heck, you might be handsome! Or, better yet, spotty...

Is spotty the same as handsome for you humans too?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 12:44 pm

No, it just makes me want to play connect the dots.

Has anyone seen my temporal lobe?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 1:16 pm

It's in between the dots.

I'm hungry. Anyone up for a goat sacrifice?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 1:24 pm

Sorry, I filled up on yak at lunch.

Is there a secret menu at Denny's?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 1:47 pm

Well, there's the patrons. At least if you're like me.

Are you like me? ARE YOU? (RAAAWR)

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 2:39 pm

There is no one like you. You are unique, just like everyone else.

What kind of Micky Mouse operation is this?!

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 3:44 pm

A hotdog operation. Takes out hotdogs

Who are i and who you are?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:01 pm

You is.

Isn't you?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:11 pm

Huh? Meesa hungry.

Have you ever had a dream that you um you had your you you could you’ll do you you wants you you could do so you you’ll do you could you you want you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:42 pm

ummm... forty-two?

Can you stand up to the might of my ultimate destructive weapon, the PLANET ZESTER?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Thu Dec 19, 2019 4:14 pm

Yes. Yes I can. I have the power of BLEACH!

How much Ginger Ale do I need to drink to get drunk?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:46 pm

Enough to burp a bubble the size of the moon.

What was the first emoji?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:09 pm

Greg the weasel.

Where did I leave my keys?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:05 pm

UAC Mars Base. ...I'd just get new ones if I were you.

Hey! who put a bear trap right where I was about to step?

Foxfan2164 · Post by **Foxfan2164** » Sun Dec 22, 2019 4:06 pm

Dang it! My plan to capture the random user didnt work.

Can I buy a sandwich?

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Dec 22, 2019 7:08 pm

Yes, but you'll have to tolerate the termites.

Do you hear the bells?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon Dec 23, 2019 1:32 am

Why would I? They tell for thee.

Does anyone have a bottle opener?

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:50 am

I don’t, but I do have a hacksaw yow could borrow.

Have you ever seen a weasel that big?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:36 am

Only in Congress.

Where can I get a package tour of Alderaan?

Vertigo Fox · Post by **Vertigo Fox** » Mon Dec 23, 2019 8:05 pm

Hell.

Should we land on that small lake over there?

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:15 am

If it's a lake, it's water, not land....

Can Spot not be a Gary Lou?

dr_eirik · Post by **dr_eirik** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 4:29 pm

Only when he's not Gary Larson.

Confidentially, is there an easier way to get into the Midvale School for the Gifted?