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I would but I don't know how to read.

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Whenever fiction begins.

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Stop the rhino from charging.

Has anyone seen that lost Shakespeare play?
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My dog ate it.

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The little lines on a yardstick.

I can write awful Zootopia fanfiction, can you?
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Only when I'm Mary Sue.

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If you have enough pie.

Do you know the way to San Jose?
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Take a left at the Hotel California.

Do you have change for a penny?
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It’s wrong to ask to change a person.


Did you catch the game last night?

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What game?

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No, I hate ink stains.

Could you recommend a good Broadway musical?
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that gargoyle can do many things, but carry a tune is not one of them.

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No, but I've tasted it.

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Checks in the male.

Do you do windows?
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Sorry, i dont think i can get a clear shot from here. i need to reposition.

Twelve?
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Fried pickles.

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Would the leader of the opposition please refrain from asking such things and just call an ambulance?

Now, back to the matter at hand, are there any questions regarding the 'air tax' bill?
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Does it come with a choice of soup or salad?

Anyone call for a taxi to LaGuardia?
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He did, but you're late He died in 1947.

Do I have time for a second cup?
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Sure. And don’t listen to the critics, my coffee is unsanitary but delicious.

Do you think we’ll starve to death before the jackals get us?
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I know, the service is really slow in this Lion King themed restaurant isn't it?

Can I have an appointment for February 30th?
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Sorry, we’re booked solid ‘til Septober.

Have you ever taken a speedboat ride across a lake so smooth and wide?
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No, I'm allergic to water.

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Sure, just leave your immortal soul as collateral.

Is a bear Catholic?
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Yes but only on Thursdays.

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Something about life being an oyster.

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Half past Saturn.

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A cold monitor lizard?

Scallops: nature's greatest punishment or just the undead? :lol:
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The Bee-Gees

Can I talk to someone about catering a Bar Mitzvah?
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Sure, but first I need to see an ID.

Who invented the wheel?

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The Battle of Saratoga.

So, where’s Waldo?
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In a trailer park outside Henderson, Nevada.

How do I get rid of unsightly grass stains?
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Let your flock graze them for a few days.

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I got a piece of chewed gum and a paperclip.

How many?
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Two too

And for yourself?
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I'll have what she's not having.

How can I get "Zombie Stomp" to the top of the charts?
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Destroy all other music.

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You know where they are. You were told not to feed the bears.

May I slice you a bit of roast beast?
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No way! And thanks a lot, now he's crying because of what you said about him.

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