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Because you are.

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It travels at the speed of orange.

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The time that someone decides to do addition.

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Maybe if it's a "Hot Crossed"pun…

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What's his name?

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You didn't. You discovered something that already existed.

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maybe if you are using it as punishment
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A millennia is a million eras.
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No.
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It is because it is a staple for the oranges.

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1337 Z38|24

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I have no idea, but I bet it'll be lit!

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You just did.

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I don't know, you tell me. Why am I on the forums right now?
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The pear told you to come online.

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You never asked for it.

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Is there a difference?

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No, but its acting ornery.

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Foot in a desert? I'll pass.

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Depends on if you can swallow a laden swallow in flight.
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In a cafe in Philadelphia.

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I don't know, maybe some declare to fruit
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I’m going to have to check with my accountant.

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I don't think my peanut butter sandwiches are gonna fit in there

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I think they bought airline tickets to Kansas City.

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I try and avoid lemons, they'll scar me for life.

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try tweeting.

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Harry Potter forums? No idea, and I don't know Snape's number to ask him.

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If I can English today, yes. If not, ask Peanut.

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The yardsticks.

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You have to take the right turn at Albuquerque.

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Git back here you blasted varmint!

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Whatever the measuring tape says when you wrap it around.

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It isn't, this is a vaccuum chamber
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Frogs are frogs.

Do you think that caterpillars matter to caterpillars?
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No, I don't think that they matter to either cats or pillars.

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