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Okay, fairly simple, you ask the most silliest of questions and the person below has to answer it in a stupid way
For example:

Q.What is 1+1= ?
A.Window
Then the person has to ask a question so example:

A. Window
Q. Why do romans like to roam?

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Because santa had diarrhea.

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That tastes like chicken.

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He's bigger than my hand.

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They find sick lemons
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Well you can try it manually and tell me later.

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Look! A bird!

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Smilin' green at the change all around... I'll pick up my guitar and play. Just like yesterday. And I'll get on my knees and praaaaay... We wont get fooled again!
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Because it's last year.

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it equals 2

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Potatoes.

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According to the referee I can dive!
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They escape to the land of Eeeks, to run away from tyrannical landlords.

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No, but I lie down when I'm tired.

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It's a kind of magic.
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They followed the rhino.

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You catch 'em with a net.

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you go to a sunflower tan bar
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A RandomGeekNamedRender.

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because it's been proven that people who are bored by commercials will go out and buy things to pass the time until the show starts again.

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Robert Picardo.

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Cause it's an ocean in the sky.

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window, everybody knows that.

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Neither nore. It will become a bird smelling like fish.

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Because it's made of people.

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Because the lawns are overrun by wood trolls.

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Lucky Charms.

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Donkey.
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I don't really read them, so it's hard to say which one is the most wonderful one.

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The sun.

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Because the moon woke him up.

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Somebody missed you knee.

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It's snow joke people don't like winter there.

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Because of sphere-mans rho.
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Because it won't fit in the bottle

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White was already taken by milk.

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he's ugly,

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What the fox says.

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Do a barrel roll!

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because they went viral

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