Housepets!

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 2:18 am**

No.
I can easily ignore certain people. Can you?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 2:39 am**

Not if they're insistent.

I can chop onions without crying. Can you?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 2:42 am**

Probably not.

I can't type fast. Can you?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 3:06 am**

Not very.

I can't yodel. Can you?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 11:30 am**

No way.

I can't walk backwards all day. Can you?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 11:34 am**

Yes, but I might begin to moonwalk.
I can sword fight people, can you?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 11:47 am**

I don't think so.

I can't read Chinese well, although I can speak it well. Can you?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 5:34 pm**

Nope. Not at all.

I can win charades. Can you?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 9:54 pm**

Nope. I never played charades with anyone. So I don't know if I can.

I can't time travel. Can you?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 10:08 pm**

Yep. I like to travel forward at a rate of 1 second/second.

I can build a bedside cabinet. Can you?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 10:11 pm**

I can try.

I can make model airplanes. Can you?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 10:20 pm**

Nope.

Can you deal with grumpy customers and at the same time take another's order?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 10:22 pm**

Ha! I don't work and any type of restaurants.

I can't drive for more than 2 hours. Can you?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 10:37 pm**

Yep. I've driven for 4 hours.

I can recognise liver tissue under the microscope. Can you?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 10:38 pm**

I probably can't.

I can use Photoshop Elements 8. Can you?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2013 10:52 pm**

Nope.

I can't snowboard. Can you?

Posted: **Thu May 23, 2013 3:30 am**

Yes, but I may end up with broken legs due to a lack of snow in the UK of late...
I can't beat the original metroid without dying at least 10 times, can you?

Posted: **Thu May 23, 2013 3:38 am**

I've never tried.

I can do a handstand in the pool. Can you?

Posted: **Thu May 23, 2013 4:52 am**

Not without drowning... If that's what your asking.
I can break down reality with my mind! I call it precognitive day-dreaming, can you?

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2013 12:29 am**

Probably not.

I can't hold my breath for very long. Can you?

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2013 1:42 am**

I can usually hold for up to 40 seconds, I'm not really sure if that's long enough.

I can't play (really bad) at table tennis. Can you play well?

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2013 4:37 am**

Ish. But not really.

I can roller blade. Can you?

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2013 4:51 pm**

Not really.

I can't ice skate. Can you?

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2013 4:54 pm**

I've never tried, but I do just fine on a pair of rollerblades. I'm sure I would do fine.

I can build an entertainment center. Can you?

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2013 5:07 pm**

If I had the time and tools, yeah, maybe.

I can stay out of trouble. Can you?

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2013 6:47 pm**

I can, but trouble always finds me.

Can you name all the housepet characters without looking?

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2013 6:54 pm**

Almost everyone.

TUBM can name every character from Slightly Damned without looking.

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2013 9:05 pm**

I've never even heard of Slightly Damned so no.

I can make an Oriental Fried Noodle Salad. Can you?

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2013 2:55 pm**

Probably not.

I can finish a PC game, the campaign part, in one sitting. Can you?

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2013 4:26 pm**

Yes, but if I am not here within 10 hours... Either wait a little longer or call an ambulance.
I cannot dance, I was not graced with much a medial gift in life. Can you?

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2013 4:33 pm**

Nope, but I'm not horrible at it.

I can pop a wheely on my bike. Can you?

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2013 12:48 am**

For about half a second. Does that count?

I can work out feeding regimes for animals based on the nutritional content of their food and their daily nutrient requirements. Can you?

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2013 1:34 pm**

Probably not.

I can tell you what your cake is made from. Can you?

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2013 2:29 pm**

Well if its my cake I should hope so...
I can easily memorize button combinations in tasks, can you?

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2013 2:48 pm**

Maybe.

I can remember my own student ID#. Can you remember yours?

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2013 3:10 pm**

Maybe if we had them in the UK, maybe.
I can Administrate several systems at once, can you?

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2013 6:29 pm**

I can't even administrate my own desk!

I can take a blood sample from the tail vein in a cow without causing a haematoma. Can you?

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2013 9:23 pm**

If I tried, maybe.

I can somewhat multitask. Can you?

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2013 10:21 pm**

Heh. Not easily.

I can crack my neck. Can you?

Posted: **Mon May 27, 2013 1:37 am**

I can. To the point that my friends think that it's kinda scary already.

I can do card stacking. Can you?

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