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Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:16 pm
by Czukay
Did you hear about the dude who got hit on the head by a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:51 am
by FlanDab
A chemist's family once had a dinner argument over ham. The chemist had enough and proclaimed "We must get to the meat of the matter!"
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:19 am
by Zesortinge
What are you going to do with the ringing ring?
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:09 am
by Buster
why is there a record store next to the bakery?
they needed some rock to go with the rolls.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:32 pm
by NHWestoN
So a man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me! I think I'm a pack of cards."
The Doctor replies, "I'll deal with you later."
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 5:56 am
by Hlaoroo
A jazz player hunts for vampires, defending himself with his silver trumpet, slayin' 'em with his righteous sound!
His name?
Van Helswing!
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 9:47 pm
by trekkie
What did the one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 4:33 pm
by LunarFox
Did you hear about the kid who stayed up in his tent all night, wondering where the sun had gone?
The next morning, it dawned on him.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 9:00 am
by LunarFox
What did the hat say to the scarf when they came to a block in the road?
"You hang around, I'll go on ahead."
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 5:45 pm
by trekkie
What did the big bucket say to the small bucket?
You look a little pail.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:30 am
by LunarFox
A photon is going through airport security when a TSA agent stops him.
"Hey, buddy, you have anything in that bag of yours?"
"No, sir," the photon replies, "I'm travelling light."
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Tue May 14, 2019 10:20 pm
by trekkie
What did the American Buffalo say to his son when the son left for college?
Bison.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Thu May 16, 2019 8:34 am
by LunarFox
Why did the NFL coach punch the broken vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:04 am
by NHWestoN
An amphibian conversation ... A "dia-frog-ue".
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:03 pm
by LunarFox
Nurse: Doctor, there's a man out here who thinks he's invisible!
Doctor: Tell him I'll see him in a minute.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:40 pm
by NHWestoN
Anatolia once, anatolia twice, anatolia a thousand times, it's a Turkey.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:08 pm
by CunningFox
I made a globe out of liquorice confections. It takes allsorts to make a world.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:58 am
by LunarFox
What's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer?
A golfer goes whack! Darn! and a skydiver goes Darn! Whack!
Jokes
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2020 11:08 pm
by FireworkFox
What did the Canadian cat say after being assimilated by the Borg?
Res-istance is futile.