Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition

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Aye. Were I a cop and were you English I'd send you to Old Bailey for that and get you the Max-imum sentence!

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That Pun-ishment seems a bit extreme to me, but I'm not exzachly an expert on these things.
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Seriously? I thought this topic was gone. X3

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Maybe i myst it but where was the pun in that post?
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I went to sea a sturgeon just for the halibut, I left with a bad haddock.
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Oh that one was just Baa-d. I've Goat to get you back for posting that.
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Punchy wrote:I went to sea a sturgeon just for the halibut, I left with a bad haddock.
Are you shore that was a reel sturgeon?
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So there were two guys who were gonna go and hang out, one of them had a beard. Before he left his house, he shaved it all off. Once the two of them met, the other guy asked, "Hey, what happened to your beard?" And the other guy replied... "It disabeard."
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Be nice to the pie or it'll get discrusted, and feel desserted, and that would be off-pudding.
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that one was actually quite humerus.
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Punchy gonna punch in your face
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(okay, where's the pun in that? that just sounds like a regular threat...)
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The pun in Punchy is that his punny name start with a punch, that's the punny pun, or whatever pun do you want in Punchy's punny pun name.

short answer: Punchy
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Oh, you think you're being Acute?!
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Buster wrote:Oh, you think you're being Acute?!
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Czukay wrote:
Buster wrote:Oh, you think you're being Acute?!
Alas, tis a sine of my demise.
Let's get off this tangent.
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yeah, I guess those puns were getting a bit nurbsy. but I think they're pollygon now.
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Just don't go at high speed because it might cause really warpy textures. Also use some perspective correction.
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This game is pun. I don't think it gets any dumber than that.
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I c you made a physics joke.
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Did you hear about that guy who had a job crushing soda cans all day? It was Soda Pressing.

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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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My doctor gave me a quiz to test his patients.
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Why patients are called that way?

Because they need too much patience to wait hours in the waiting room.
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So lets see what we can do to get this thread rolling again, Ice bet we can have it going full tilt in snow time.

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I'm sure he was shaken from the experience; but I'm sure he was let off as he doesn't like to be stirred up.
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Hey guess what? I have a boat! the price wasn't too bad cause it was on Sail.
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Would a silly sketch of everyone's favourite fox be a Kari-cature?
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I dunno, that one was okay, but there's got to be bunnier puns out there.
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Clearly, faster and more rabbit responses are needed...

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I can Hare-ly wait.
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