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fred is lucky's brother.....he makes the brown parts....
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Marshmallows are made by pressing clouds into a mould and adding glycerine and gelatine.
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clouds are made up of frosting and cotton candy when they pass through candy land.
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the thing that made up cotton candy and the cotton we use to make our clothes is actually the same thing

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Sudokus were invented as a fortune-telling device in 14th century Albania.
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Prometheus was originally said to have given humanity plaid. It just got mistranslated to fire in later tellings of the legend.
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Pandora's box actually contained Pandora's gear because she was moving house. The Greek historians just thought that was too boring and menial so they spiced it up a little.
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Blue and white indicator LEDs actually improve the performance of computers.
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LEDs were first designed as a way to be able to use telekinesis on sandwiches. Things didn't exactly work out.
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LED actually stands for "Love Emitting Diode" because after the sandwich fiasco they tried to use them to replicate the effects of Cupid's arrows. Needless to say, this idea didn't fare any better than the sandwiches.
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It was almost named "The Original XBox. No Really, I Mean The First One With The Huge Controller", but it didn't test well.
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They call them XBoxes because, as with X-Rays, when they were discovered, no one really knew how they worked.
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Dean Martin originally intended the line to be "When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray".
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The inspiration for the comb-over hairdo came when somebody pointed to an apostrophe and asked "What's that comma over the 's'?".
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Questions involving apostrophes also inspired Pluto being reclassified as not a planet, Popsicles, space travel, the letter "Q", and the tutu.
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The last remaining source of Illudium Phosdex (the shaving cream atom) is Planet X.
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Basketball was originally played with pumpkins but as they couldn't easily be dribbled, the game consisted of a lot more throwing and a lot less running.
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Oranges are the best source for Vitamin C.
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Spinach is very high in iron and it will help you grow stronger.
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Cracking your knuckles regularly can give you arthritis.
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There is a secret US military base in the high plateau in Antarctica, it's there to hide and protect an ancient pre-human artifact that contains a doorway to another world.
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I gave Argent the idea for that last post.
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Hlaoroo was sacked from the secret service for divulging information such as this.
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Kyuubi actually has ten tails. The tenth is just a spare in case one of the others gets a puncture.
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It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.
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Isn't that true? It's called Spontaneous Human Combustion. Unless you're referring to the release of natural gasses produced by bacteria after death in which case it's called gross.


The colour red dosen't actually exist. What we see as red is actuall the product of too much green light combined reacting with chocolate self-saucing pudding molecules within our eye to produce a coatin gof elemental sulphur on the relevant areas of the retina.
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This thread is for being completely honest.

Albert Einstein invented the process of painting lemons and then yelling at them to generate power, which is now the most common form of electricity gathering.
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Thomas Eddison invented the lightbulb and Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.
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Philo T. Farnsworth invented the subspace drive in 1954, but it's tied up in a patent fight between RCA and IBM.
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The GameCube had the development name of Dolphin because it was going to be waterproof.
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The world is made of tiny blocks of cheese.
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The Microwave Oven was invented by Leonardo da Vinci, and was originally powered by cats harnessed to a huge fur brush.
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Microwaves are supposed to cook from the inside out, but they don't because nobody puts them in the food being cooked as originally intended.
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Sunflowers are so named not because they face the sun but because they provide the sun's energy requirements, being one of the best natural fusion reactors in the known universe.
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The reason why silver is supposed to ward away monsters, is that they are afraid of wealth.
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Every pie ever eaten or seen never existed. A pi cut of a pie is half a pie. Therefore, all those pies were all lies!
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The hypotenuse of a triangle squared is equal to the squared sum of the length of both of the other sides.
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The long side of the triangle is named after the large Nile River herbivore because the ancient Egyptians used hippos to weight down measuring lines while laying out the pyramids.
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The pyramids were actually the first prototype of the paperweight, the doorstop and the bookend.
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The sun is actualy an ever growing Ki attack from an alien race that will eventualy be hurled towards the earth when he is done reading the back of every known book in the universe.
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