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The only rule of this is NOT that every statement has to be an outrageous lie. No, only the most pristine and pure statements of unassailable truth are allowed. And lest I demonstrate this, I will NOT start with a lie:

I own the world's first supersonic flying car, built by Hugo Gernsbeck for Lucky Starr's expedition to the yeti-haunted mountains of Antarctica in 1953.
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I was trained in the mystic arts by a wizard who is older than the human race as we know it, whose name can't be pronounced in any current language, so he just goes by "The Wizard" or sometimes "big jerk"
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magic is not a talent it is a gift from one of four ancient beings of immense power and knowledge who are older than time itself....the elementals....
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I'm really a crazy old dude who likes to run screaming down the street "THE CAKE IS A ******* LIIIIIEEE!!"

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The first underwater mines were actually grown organically, by feeding puffer fish a mixture of kelp, jalapeno peppers, and Worcestershire sauce.
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I did not just post on this topic. Nor will I finish typing this sentence.
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cotton balls where once living creatures that are grown and harvested in a science facility, you must never know the truth.
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All country music since 1997 has been produced by a computer code-named "Marvin" in the back of a warehouse in Schenectady.
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Leonardo da Vinci invented time travel and is currently in the year 2159.
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If you stand on your head you'll see this sentence translated into Mandarin.
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if you take the time to look at my bird you will find a secret story.
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if you go 85 miles per hour you will go back into space....not the future....
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I have just closed this discussion/thread.
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i am secretly a mod :D
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There is a door on the 42nd floor of the Empire State building that leads to the clandestine consulate of the Empire of Aldebaran. It's only a consulate because a backwater planet like this doesn't rate an embassy.
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the "death" of the human body is actually half of our life cycle we live the rest of our lives as energy beings.....
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The declaration made in the sentence you're reading is false.

(Think about that for a minute....)
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everything you know is a not a lie but is a lie but is not the exact opposite of what i just said earlier,even this sentence is the reverse of what i just said...... :D
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Monty Python's "Holy Grail" is a perfectly accurate and serious documentary about the REAL King Arthur.
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president Lincoln was shot in the head but in fact he did not die. it was only a cover up to try to hide Lincoln's vacation to England...
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Paradigm Shift by me
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....................... :shock:

that's about as believable as a blind seeing eye dog with glass's.
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"Rick Griffin" is actually a nom-de-plume used by a group of surrealist scriptwriters and postmodern graphic artists who are setting us up for an epic reveal in December 2014.
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you are unknowingly assisting me in getting your attention....
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:) There are ;) NO smileys :shock: in this 8-) post. :geek: :ugeek:
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The Washington Monument is actually a spine on a giant pre-human monster buried beneath the capitol. It's still alive, held in a coma by the Masonic alignment of the streets around the Mall.
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we are all unknowingly harboring the zombie virus but it will lay dormant until the president give the order....
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Playing a Gminor7 chord on a ukelele is banned in all UN countries becasue of fears it could set up a catastrophic resonance effect which could shatter the entire space time continuum!
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Bananas are actually a kind of tropical fish. They're caught on clustered hooks and treated with a mixture of lye and wallpaper paste that homogenizes their insides and melds their scales together into the distinctive dappled "skin". Afterwards they are dried in a copper-walled hut with burning sugar cane until the sweetened smoke permeates them and they're ready for aging and shipping to grocery stores.
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our "cow meat" is actually the remains of the hundreds of dogs that we have to bury each year....
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia is the fear of words.
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physics.....is actually not real.
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Left to itself long enough, the common paperclip eventually grows into a pupal stage known as the "coat hanger". If enough coat hangers are left to themselves they emerge in the form of one of those weird exercise machines in the attic that nobody can remember where all the parts are.
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if you look very closely into the night sky you will begin to notice a slight shimmer in the air, if you continue this for about a month you should be able to see that the earth and moon are surrounded by a giant glass dome....
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Due to global warming, the secret entrance to the interior of the Earth has been exposed in Greenland. An expedition was sent to explore it in 2011, and after 18 months a single survivor returned. He has only said one thing since: 'Beware the lemurs'.
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it was once thought that all other human species went extinct during the last ice age, but the truth is that all but four died off.......
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Gunpowder was known to the ancient Egyptians, but they only used it as a spice and for embalming lizards.
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blood is actually a very rare drink to the cannibals Amazonian tribes....
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The world was invaded by alien shapeshifters in the 1500s. They secretly killed everyone on the planet and replaced them, but were such good mimics that they forgot they were aliens. We are their descendants.
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