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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
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I'm :D not :) using ;) any :lol: smiles 8-) in :P this :mrgreen: post :twisted: !
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The largest bell ever buit weighs in at 950,000kg. Its tone is so deep that it can only be felt and not heard. It's loud and powerful enough that when it's played it registers as an 8 magnitude earthquake on the Richter scale over 1000km away!
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Otters are actual small furry dragons.
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Recent studies have shown that scallops are actually the most intelligent life form on Earth.
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Micky mouse will feature in the next Star Wars.
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With the economy crumbling, engineers have designed a automobile, that instead of running on gasoline, It runs on your hopes and dreams.

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The Wii sold more than its rival consoles. :lol:
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The country of Switzerland actually doesn't exist; it's actually a scientific experiment disguised as a nation.
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tofu is actually meat from an underground (yes , underground ) fish

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Not only is there a north and south Dakota, but there is also a Weast Dakota just weast of Virginia! (and yes, weast is an actual direction)
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You can see better in the dark than in the light, you just don't realize it.
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Shins have evolved over thousands of years for the sole purpose of finding solid objects in the dark. Toes have evolved for a similar purpose.
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If your fast enough, you can catch a lightning bolt. It's also quite healthy for you...
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the lighting bolts we see are actually the after images of a race of super speed , eel-like creatures that fly in the sky , but eat bugs and little critters , and take their water from the clouds , mostly rain clouds , the "thunder" is the sonic boom created when they speed up and attack their preys , they also known for producing electricity as a mean to paralyze their prey and defend themselves , like the electric eels

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The proper name for these creatures is Serris.
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http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Serris
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The first kebab was invented by King Henry VIII when, still hungry after eating a boar's leg, he ordered the cooks to just "Bring me whole darn spit!"
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You are not reading this, but if you are, then you shouldn't see a bar bellow this text. So in other words, your still not reading.
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Yoda is the only being in the known universe to use prooper grammar when he speaks.
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"Friday" is the best selling scremo song of 2011
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The cake is not a lie.
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"Superman" first appeared in an epic poem by Plato, where he was the son of Zeus and an aqueduct.
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Before the invention of the lightbulb, when people got an idea, a candle or an oil lamp would appear above their head. Before that it was the sun.
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That is why people go to sleep at night, since the suns not up they can't have a complete thought. So they dream about the sun so that they can have ideas in their sleep.
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Gravity is actually a lie. The entire Earth is covered with glue, the stick strands of which pull everything back like elastic like you see in the cartoons and that is why things fall back to Earth - because they are glued there. One day the glue factories will run out of supplies and then the universe will just float out into space since there's nothing to hold it together.
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Oh, these are all nice facts. Some way too nice to believe.

But I discovered a lie here:
serence ice fox wrote:tofu is actually meat from an underground (yes , underground ) fish
Tofus are not fish and they also do not live underground. An eyewitness has drawn the situation he say while visiting the farm:
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While visiting the organic farm a nasty surprise waited for the vegetarians and vegans.
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2+2 has been proven to equal:
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I am on a supercomputer right now and i am just a program called Cleverbot
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The "1812 Overture" was originally written to involve the sound of falling trees rather than cannons but Rachmaninov (who really wrote the song) quickly realised that forests were dwindling at an alarming rate due to rehearsals of the piece so he changed it to cannons instead. This also allowed the piece to be played much faster as one did not have to sit through the tedious process of felling a tree via a handsaw during every bar in the finale.
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The real reason NASA was created was not to get to the moon but to bring the first piece of chicken for the race of Moonpeople to feast on in order to appease them so as to have them not eat humans. NASA actually stand for No Actual Space Adventures.

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The original incarnation of the "1812 Overture" also explains why there are few forests left in England - Rachmaninov was actually British and wrote the song at his summer house in Lancashire.
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Stuffed animal toys were invented in Ancient Egypt: Mummified jackals and lion cubs were popular with the young Egyptian royalty, and peasants began bribing priests to mummify mice, desert foxes, and frogs for their children to play with.
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Potato chips originally were fried potato peels and not the flesh because they were invented when a cook accidentally dropped the peels into the deep fryer instead of the rubbish bin.
Once he found he liked them, he also tried deep frying carrot peel and soggy lettuce leaves but they didn't work so well which is why chips are made from potatoes today.
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Pizza was created by a baker named Raffaele Esposito in Germany.
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Quolls are descended from an ancient experiment by alien furries to create a perfect cat/mouse/kangaroo hybrid.
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Douglas Collier wrote:Quolls are descended from an ancient experiment by alien furries to create a perfect cat/mouse/kangaroo hybrid.
Those aliens have been the Sulenxi.
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