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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:55 pm
by Zukio
You now sleep forever!
I wish I had a better internet connection.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:05 pm
by SirSlappy
Granted! But in order to buy it you had to sell all your electronics.
I wish I could be invisible.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:51 am
by Arjay
granted. you are now permanently invisible. However, now whenever you try to speak to people you are either completely ignored, or said people believe they are going insane and book themselves into the nearest insane asylum. one perk of this is that it may simply be extremely hilarious, if you are into that kind of trickery.

i wish winter would never end and become the alternate, wonderful apocalypse that was never meant to be! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
'cause it wuld still be the end of life as we once knew it, it a way XD

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:00 pm
by ~\Rook/~
Granted, The world is now in an eternal Ice age.

I wish Christmas didn't cost so much!

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:11 pm
by yehoshua
Christmas doesn't exist.

I wish I could afford a better computer

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:50 am
by Arjay
the computer you desire just had a price cut!
however, you soon discover that said computer is incapable of preforming your desired tasks and you feel your money has gone to waste.

I wish Yehoshua hadn't destroyed Christmas :c

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:44 am
by Onlythebassist
Christmas is back, though he trades it for Halloween

I wish for a snack

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:07 pm
by yehoshua
Someone else gets it.

I wish I didn't live in Latin America anymore.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:11 pm
by RioluNation
Granted. You still live there.

I wish I had a Camaro.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:55 pm
by darkwolf225
granted but it doesn't have an engine
I wish I had more time to do homework

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:10 pm
by RioluNation
Granted. You failed school

I wish school was super easy.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:40 pm
by darkwolf225
granted, but you get kicked out
I wish I spectacular spider man wasn't cancelled

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:36 pm
by Zukio
Granted, but the quality goes downhill really fast.
I wish I could see future episodes of a show.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:15 pm
by Duster
Granted, now that show will get cancelled.
I wish I could draw better.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:29 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but you forgot how to draw.
I wish my car was an Autobot.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:29 am
by Deathwatch
Granted, but it defected to the decepticons.

I wish I had a bottomless bucket of KFC.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:47 am
by RioluNation
Grande, it's not bottomless.

I wish I was immune to every virus known to human beings.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:46 pm
by ~\Rook/~
Granted, but now you're infected with every virus not known by humans.

I wish I knew what I know now when I was younger.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:53 pm
by darkwolf225
granted but you affect the time line and destroy the universe
I wish I could fast foward time

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:16 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, you saw THE END OF THE WORLD and never came back to the present.

I wish I could go on adventures with Doctor Who.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:04 am
by darkwolf225
granted but you get killed off in the first 5 minutes
I wish my mom didn't make me take care of our pets

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:55 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but you do it anyway.

I wish we all lived in an anthropomorphic world.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:32 am
by darkwolf225
granted but the world was destoyed by a death star
I wish i had a lightsaber

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:45 am
by RioluNation
Granted, but they're just toys.

I wish we all had energy swords.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:33 am
by Duster
Granted but an elite sangheili will impale with you with one.

I wish i could fit normal sized hats!

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:33 pm
by Zukio
Granted you are now so small that your entire body fits inside a hat.
I wish I could play video games before they are released.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:38 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but the producers didn't know you had done so, so you're banned from ever getting one.

I wish I could travel through alternate realities.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:44 pm
by darkwolf225
granted but you go to one without an earth and die/ get stuck there
I wish I had better social skills

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:22 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but the friends you made aren't real.

I wish I was invincible.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:31 pm
by darkwolf225
granted but scietest kid nap you and study you for years
I wish i could grant my own wishes

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:59 pm
by RioluNation
Granted (?) but they all went wrong.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:28 am
by darkwolf225
granted but their all corrupted by me
I wish I was better at football

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:49 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but you became good at soccer.

I wish I was good at Tennis.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:05 pm
by darkwolf225
granted but now have a fear of tennis balls
I wish my friend would stop spoiling video game endings

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:24 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but you did it, not your friend.

I wish every vehicle was a transformer.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:31 am
by yehoshua
Granted, we now have an autobot war.

I wish plane tickets didn't cost so much.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:55 am
by RioluNation
Granted, but prices keep on rising.

I wish video game characters were real (the good guys).

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:22 pm
by Arjay
granted, but then half of them turned evil because they got bored.
I wish that i had a robot slave

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:18 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but your robot started The Robot Revolution!

I wish we all lived in a Pokemon world.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:59 pm
by darkwolf225
granted but the pokemon turn evil and rebel
I wish I could win any argument