Housepets!

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:10 am**

Granted, they're all chocolate.

I wish I can jump in and out of comic worlds and video game worlds.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:13 am**

granted , but unlike the characters in there , you can still die , and no special powers , so....yeah , good luck

I wish for that magic bean in "Jack and the beanstalk"

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:16 am**

Granted, it takes the life out of every tree that's already on earth.

I wish we all had unlimited resources.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:19 am**

granted , helllooooooo ultimate pollution
I wish for a pocket of real , usable , legal , gold

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:09 am**

Granted, the method you obtain it however is not legit. See you in court.
I wish I could sleep.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:13 am**

granted , welcome to the eternal slumber
I wish I could just make some one vanish , like erased from existence if I want to, without anyone knowing or even remembers them , except me

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:29 am**

Granted. Whoever you think of disappears. Just don't go thinking of yourself, OK?

You thought of yourself, didn't you? Bye bye!

I wish for a pet kangaroo which I can ride to work on. (Aussie stereotypes FTW!

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Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:23 am**

Granted. You get an aggressive one.

I wish for fishing to be a lot simpler

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:46 am**

Granted. The fish just jump into your bucket, making it boring and too easy.

I wish that people will believe anything I say.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:07 am**

Granted, but they stopped believing you after 24 hours.

I wish people would stop pollution..

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:11 am**

Granted. But they start corruption instead.

I wish I had more good luck.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:20 am**

Granted, you're now wearing a rabbit's foot lucky charm. (Your own foot)

I wish for a private cinema.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:45 am**

Granted. But you're not allowed in 'cause it's private.

I wish for a peg for my leg which is missing a foot due to my last wish.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:47 am**

Granted, it has Termites!
I wish for Bacon!

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:56 am**

Granted. *gives you a live boar*

I wish for a hot air balloon.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:58 am**

Granted. Boarding area is in the mouth of Mauna Kea.

I wish for me to have a net worth bigger than the US.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:17 pm**

Granted. *hands you a giant fishing net*

I wish for my own cannon.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:43 pm**

A live boar is Better!!! Bring it!
Granted, you have nothing to use on it.
I wish for a barrel of pasta.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:52 pm**

Granted. It's a 1 tonne barrel. Catch!

I wish for a fursuit.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:54 pm**

Granted, it's your own skin...
I wish for a pen

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:01 pm**

Granted. Enjoy your new roommates - Mr and Mrs Pig.

I wish for a credit card.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:06 pm**

Granted, now. Pay your debts... *cracks knuckles*
I wish for a game list.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:51 pm**

Granted, but suddenly all the games in the world go BOOM!

I wish to be a character in Doctor Who that will become Doctor's assistant.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:42 pm**

Granted; the show is promptly cancelled

I wish for parkways to be called driveways and vice versa.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:18 pm**

Granted, but they changed it back after an hour

I wish my younger brother would just shut up for once.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:11 am**

Granted. But everyone else in your household starts talking to you instead.

I wish for a high EQ.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:22 am**

Granted, you get those two letters. They are very big.
I wish for a modded GameCube.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:36 am**

Granted. It becomes unstable.

I wish for a personal jet.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:30 am**

Granted, but when you ride it the engine explodes and you crash

I wish for more rice.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:05 pm**

Granted, I deliver and Inari wants your mortal soul.
I wish for more Kitsune!

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:38 pm**

Granted, but we ran out (only thing i can come up with...)

I wish for luxury.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:03 pm**

granted, there are no jobs.

I wish for cheescake

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:50 am**

Granted, cold pizza

I wish for new computer software.

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:08 am**

Granted. Incompatible.

I wish for free cheese!

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:52 am**

Granted. Mouldy.

I wish for every sentence to be monosyllabic.

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:20 pm**

Granted, you're the only one doing it.

I wish rabbits didn't reproduce so much.

Posted: **Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:55 am**

Granted. They just replicate out of nowhere.

I wish for a chest of rare Roman coins.

Posted: **Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:56 am**

Granted, I will just be taking this now.

I wish I was faster.

Posted: **Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:05 am**

granted , you're faster compare to your old self , the thing is , everyone else is much , much faster

I wish for a giant tree in front of my house

Posted: **Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:39 am**

Granted, a giant sequoia popped out in the middle of the road.

I wish for the moon to have a moon.

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