Corrupt a Wish

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:40 pm

Granted. Your internet faster than anyone can use it, making it unusable.

I wish for balance in your life.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Sun Jul 28, 2019 9:10 am

Granted, you have to do a balancing act 24/7

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Jul 28, 2019 4:43 pm

Granted. You had no wish.

I wish it would stop raining.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:38 am

Granted, it’s now snowing.

I wish I had a bigger tool shed.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:01 pm

Granted. Your home is now a tool shed, and your tool shed is your new home.

I wish my cats would snuggle more

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 6:35 pm

granted, they inadvertently suffocate you in your sleep as a result

i wish people would get a clue and realize i don't want to be in "customer service mode" on my down time. There's a limit to how long i can fake not being a [slang term for female canine].

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 3:25 am

Granted. They now expect you to lash out at absolutely everything.

I wish Weston had a new stove.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:22 am

granted, but it is evil and psychopathic

I wish that the Thanos Core would GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:20 am

Granted. In its replacement you get a THANOS CAR

I wish I had the ability to control time

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:29 am

Granted, however it's purely subconscious and tied to your perception of it. so now days that feel like they're dragging on forever actually do drag on forever, stuff that feels like it's over too fast goes even faster, and may the almighty groundhog have mercy on you if you ever feel like a day is stuck on repeat.

I wish TUBM was permanently and irreversibly turned into a mongoose.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:47 pm

Granted. I assemble a mongoose army and attack!

I wish they would make a new Star Trek show that's actually good

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:16 pm

Granted. Despite how good it is, it is deemed a complete and utter failure and discontinued after the third episode.

I wish Buster was living in a mansion.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:55 pm

Granted, but as soon as the front door unlocks the entire galaxy goes poof
I wish .hack quarantine wasn't so gosh darn diddly dang expensive.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:41 am

Granted. You get the game at a reasonable price but when it arrives it's just a piece of paper with the box art

I wish to transcend the limits of time and space

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:27 pm

Granted, you get trapped in the quantum realm. only you dont have an ugly-van shaped deus ex machina get you back out later.

I wish Scott Lang got killed off instead of characters i liked.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:18 am

Granted, but all the characters you like have started to act in ways that will cause you to loathe them.

I wish that more people would read the Dairy of a Wimpy Kid series.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:12 am

Granted. All other literature no longer exists.

I wish my phone's battery lasted longer.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:09 pm

Granted. your average battery life has been increased by 3.28μs, and it's charge time to 100% has increased by 18h.

i wish for Nathan to be a living pokemon plushie.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 7:36 am

Granted. I cannot corrupt this wish because I want this too.

I wish I wasn't a picky eater

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 9:46 pm

Granted, but due to your lack of picky eating, you eat poisoned saurkraut.

I wish I would remember things.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 9:59 pm

granted, you can immediately and accurately recall several trilion factoids of meaningless trivia that will never be useful for anything ever, the complete scripts of every soap opera episode produced before 1997 regardlessof show, and have for whatever reason memorized the hair folicle arangement of brad pit's head.

I kinda wish //Infection had been an anime sequel series to //Sign instead of a game.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Mon Aug 05, 2019 10:02 pm

Granted, but all the actors in all languages (except ancient Greek) are parakeets, and no, there are not any subtitles.
Edit: I wish I would remember to wish

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:50 pm

Granted. You remember to wish but you forget how to do it.

I wish I had a GoPro and a tripod.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:19 am

Granted, but they're broken.

I wish for world peace.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:43 pm

Granted. We are finally unified as we face an unstoppable alien conqueror from space

I wish I had a starship in real life

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Aug 07, 2019 9:36 pm

Granted. How are you at fixing damaged Warp cores? cause you've got about two minutes to fix this one.

I wish this wish were more creative.

Zesortinge · Post by **Zesortinge** » Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:34 am

Granted. You now get to try to figure out the logic of the next wish.

I wish that wishing was less complicated than picking up a stick but more complicated than rocket science

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:37 pm

granted, but you created a complication black hole
I wish for air

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:49 am

Granted. You get one molecule of oxygen.

I wish my favorite artist would make some more music

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:23 pm

Granted, but now they’ve decided that their music will be entirely didgeridoo and accordion based.

I wish Movie studios were more creative with the movies they release.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:12 pm

Granted. All movie production rights are given to children, to remove any possible executive bias.

I wish phones weren't so expensive

jrh150482 · Post by **jrh150482** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:46 pm

Granted. Every phone in the entire world costs only $1.00 USD, but the batteries are such a piece of crap that they die the second you turn the phone on... when the battery's fully charged... making the ****ing phone unusable. Good job.

I wish that the FCC would undo the 1997 mandate that effectively killed Saturday morning programming.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:01 pm

Fine, but everything's now censor-barred anyways.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without having to worry about the calories.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:52 pm

Granted, you're turned into an industrial metalchipper. that thing can 'eat' anything.

i wish for free wifi everywhere, with decent speed.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Tue Aug 27, 2019 6:18 pm

Granted. You may now limitless access to the dark web.

I wish my hair looked better.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:31 pm

granted. the style is exactly the same but you now have naturally purple hair... somehow. (What? I think it looks better.)

i wish the wifi from the previous wish worked on netflix.

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:36 pm

Granted, but it's bandwidth-limited and it slows down like crazy once you've used over a kilobyte of data.

I wish I could even.

furrygamer793 · Post by **furrygamer793** » Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:01 pm

Granted, but if there are any odd numbers in anything you do… have fun being a black hole
I wish Shirt Guy Dom comics didn't exist (if you don't know what I am talking about, just go to the megatokyo website and find out for your self.)

LunarFox · Post by **LunarFox** » Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:47 pm

Granted. You get Concession t-shirts instead.

I wish the characters in Housepets! were real.

Nathan Kerbonaut · Post by **Nathan Kerbonaut** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 6:47 pm

Granted, unless you're around their theorized location of Wisconsin/Illinois, they don't live anywhere near you.

I wish I could spend a day in the Elite Dangerous universe